快嘴克雷格·费格斯和小甜心克里斯汀·贝尔来到了浪漫之都巴黎，巴黎之行当然不能错过了埃菲尔铁塔咯。而无处不在不肯闲着的节目助理更是狂奔了巴黎各地，跟随节目一起浪漫之旅吧!

I never thought I was afraid of face, but right now as this elevator isclimbing up, and I'm talking to you, I just put my pants
我从未想过对这张脸感到畏惧，但现在处于这部正在向上的电梯中，我需要对你说,我只是把我的裤子。。。。。

oh,wait a moment.
噢,等一等。

It'sa little unnerving on this.
这只是有些难以适应。

Yeah.
是的。

Should we hold onto anything, for safety?
我们是否该抓住点什么确保自身安全?

Goodidea.
这主意不赖。

Afteryou.
您先来吧。

Merci.(meansThank you.)
谢谢。（意同谢谢。）

Thisis so exciting.
太刺激了。。。。

It'svery nice, isn't it?
感觉非常不错，有没有同感？

I feel elegant when I'm here,
我在这儿感觉身体非常优雅，

You look elegant.
你看起来的确很优雅。

Thankyou Craig.
谢谢你，克雷格。

Youwanna spit?
你想吐痰?

yeah,
是啊，

Alright,spit...
好的,尽管吐吧…

Alright,here's what.
好吧,我来了。

Makeit a good one.
好好的啊。。。

No,I'm not doing it. I have done that nicely there. I had my glass-batones removed during the war.
不,我没做好。我曾经非常拿手。在战争期间我做过切除手术。

Lookat these little apartments right here.
瞧瞧这些小不点的公寓。

No,they're just regular size apartment. We're just far away from them.
不,它们只是普通的公寓。我们只是离他们远了而已。

But they're so small.
但它们就是小啊。

No,you see these people over there. They're playing soccer. They're actually regular size people, and it's just we are very far away. Youwould think that we were about 20 foot up, and they were midgets, but we're actually much farther up and they're regular sized people.
你看看那里的人。他们正在踢足球。他们是正常大小的人,而我们十分遥远。你或许认为我们有20尺，他们是小矮子，但是我们真的只是远了而已，他们是正常大小的人。

I am, I'm not buying it. It's the trick of perspective. You can't getout many midgets in a soccer team. I've tried.
我，我才不吃那一套。它是角度问题。在一个足球队不会有那么多的矮子。我就曾经试过。

Do you see, I think,take a look, that horse gets everywhere,
你知道，我认为，看一看，那匹马变得无处不在,

That horse gets around.
那匹马就是无处不在。

It'sbeautiful, isn't it? It's one of the most romantic spots on earth,you know that, beautiful.
太美了，不是吗?这是地球上最浪漫的景观，你肯定也懂的，太漂亮了。