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Swearing is cool, everyone knows that - but there is more to it than being simply gratuitous and vulgar. So try some new swearing styles... Like this!
骂人的感觉非常酷,每个人都知道这一点。但仅仅停留在简简单单和循规蹈矩的方式上未免有些庸俗。所以尝试一些新的的说脏话风格吧，比如下面这样!
Religion is sacred
宗教是神圣的
Don't go knocking people's Gods, they are sacred, and you could end up getting struck by them, or by lightning.
别去找对方敬仰的神的麻烦,动这些神的坏脑筋。他们神圣不可亵渎,你最终也许会收到责罚，甚至被闪电击中。
Instead invoke the names of old Gods. no one cares about them any more!. The Romans, The Ancient Greeks, The Anglo Saxons - they all loved a good swear. How about... By The Beard of Jupiter!
然而引用神的名字却完全没有问题。没有人在乎他们的名字!罗马人,古希腊人,英国盎格鲁撒克逊人，他们都喜欢这样。丘比特之神的胡子对你来说怎么样!
Great Poseidon's watery balls!
伟大的海神波塞冬的球球!
Thor bescitan!
雷神托儿驾到！
Body talk
身体语言
People's naughty bits are great for a good swear, but there are plenty of lesser known body bits that can sound just as rude...
人体有着很多顽皮的部位，而它们对于说脏话来说必不可少,但是很多身体部位表达的语气好像很粗俗…
Stick it up your duodenum!
夹紧你的十二指肠!
You are such an urethra!
你真是一个尿性不改的人!
Blow it out of your terminal ileum!
把它吹出你的终端回肠!
You great Bronchus!
你巨大的支气管!
Say that again and I'll tear you a new sigmoid!
再说一遍,我会把你的新结肠撕烂!
Your Mother
你的母亲
Everyone loves a good 'your mum' joke, so If you want to insult someone's nearest and dearest, try these:
每个人都喜欢关于妈妈的好笑话,所以如果你想侮辱别人的的家人,试一试下面这些:
Your mum's so fat she bleeds gravy.
你妈妈这么胖,她肯定流的都是汤子。
Your mum's so hairy you were born with carpet burns.
你妈妈这么多头发，你出生的时候地毯肯定烧着了。
Your mum's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her face.
你妈妈这么丑,当她出生的时候医生肯定抽过她的脸。
Your mum's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
你妈妈这么笨,她的脚肯定被无绳电话绊倒过。
Your mum's so heavy her elevator only goes down.
你妈妈这么胖,她在的电梯肯定只下不上。
Obscure Languages
晦涩的语言
To confuse and annoy, there is nothing like swearing in an obscure foreign language. Try...
令人困惑而且使人气恼，没有比用晦涩难懂的语言发誓更为有意思的了。试试下面这些吧…
Tarado entrenado (Argentine- trained moron) or... Orospu Cocugu (Turkish- son of a bitch)
Muli lap'oa (Samoan- fat ass)
Muli lap'oa (萨摩亚语的胖子)
词语解释：
1. duodenum n. 十二指肠
2. obscure a. 晦涩的
