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Three Surgeons
三个外科医生

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。

"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”

"That's nothing," said another.
“这算不了什么，”另一个说。

"A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”

"I can top both of you," said the third.
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，

"One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。

There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses.
除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。

Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”

Notes:
1.brag
vt.& vi. 自大，吹嘘；自夸，夸口说
n. 自夸；吹牛的人；傲慢的态度；[游戏]类似于扑克的一种纸牌游戏
adj. 第一流的，极好的；〈罕〉活泼的
常见搭配：
Texas brag
大话, 吹牛(Texas 从前是美国第一大州)
brag and boast
自吹自擂
Brag is a good dog, but foldfast is a better.
能说当然好, 但能做更好。

2.stitch
n. （缝纫或编织中的）一针；缝法；衣服；（缝合伤口的）缝线
vt. 缝；缝补；缝合裂口；缝缀
vi. 缝针，缝纫
常见搭配：
a stitch in time
及时处理
A stitch in time saves nine.
[谚]小洞不补, 大洞 吃苦; 及时处理, 事半功倍。
a stitch of
[口][多用于否定句]一点儿的...
in stitches
大笑不止, 禁不住大笑

3.on the scene
<口>出现，到场，在场
eg.
There were many policemen on the scene of the accident.
事故现场来了许多警察。

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