There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stayed like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying.
The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying"
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.
First, I was late getting to my office.
My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police say they can do nothing.
I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,
I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.
The cab driver just drove away.
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison"