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Some of you probably are much more stew when you read
你们在读的时候大脑可能会一片混乱
I'm in kind of different modes when I read
我在读的时候老是切换不同模式
Sometimes I'm just reading along and another times I'm trying to read
有时候只是机械地读下去 有时候我要读得很费力
I think it's the second or third time I read this,
我曾经批评这是一本愚蠢的书
before I stupidly, because I commented this gobbly book,
有差不多两三次
where he does the incantation and I just skipped over it,
每当有咒语的地方我就跳过
I didn't read it
根本不看它
And so, about the third time, I think,
差不多第三遍的时候
I actually looked at it, I went "well duh "
我开始读这些 然后"哇"
About 70 percent way down, on page 45,
45页上约七成文字往下
if we looked at this, look it's just,
如果你看到了
It's written backwards, it's all there, it's just backwards
它是逆向书写的 都在这儿 全是倒着写的
It says "Merlin's compliments to Neptune, "
梅林赞美了海神
and will he kindly accept this boy, as a fish?"
那么他会接受这个男孩变成一条鱼吗"
Yeah, so that was my reaction was like going "well, duh "
是的 我的反应正是"哇"
Alright, I probably taught this course once or twice,
大约在讲了这门课一两次之后
before I went "Oh well"
我才会 "哦 感觉不错"
And so, I always figured it always take three times a teacher course
因此 我总是说 一个老师要在教了三遍课程之后
before you begin to feel like you know what you're doing,
才会真正意识到你在讲些什么
well that's true or not
不管是不是真的
It takes three times to figure things out
总要在三遍之后才发现
Neptune appears and he is going to be changed, what kind of fish?
海神出现了 他要变身了 变成什么鱼呢
You know,
你知道
If you read as far as I asked today which will probably not get into that part
如果你们之前读过我要求的内容
Oh, I meant to mention, with the armor, this is armor wax,
哦 刚才说盔甲的时候我忘了说 这是盔甲蜡
and you see it as a paraffin, if you put it in microwaves
你们能看到 它有点像石蜡 如果把它放进微波炉里
and kinda, it's a mess to hassle
它就会化掉
I didnt know what I was getting myself into
我也不知道给自己穿上了什么东西
But it;s special in the wax
但是在蜡里感觉挺特别的
What kind of fish did he asked to be?
他想变成什么鱼呢
A perch
鲈鱼
Why?
为什么呢
Doesn't want to be a silly roach,
他不想做一只傻鳊鱼
doesn't want to be a sucker down in Nixa, get fried up for Sucker Day
不想做Nixa河中的一只蠢货 最后被油煎成为蠢货的午餐
I wanna be a bottom dweller
他想做一名常驻者
He didn't choose to be a muskie
他没有选择作狼鱼
Yeah, kind of, a cool fish
对 那是个无耻之徒
If you take, who's gonna be the evil presence?
如果你选择 谁会成为霸主呢
What kind of fish is the evil presence in the moat?
谁会成为壕沟中魔鬼一样的存在呢
A pike
梭鱼
He doesn't wanna be a bad guy
他不想成为一个坏人
He never picks, like when he picks what kind of bird he's gonna become
就像他在选择作一只鸟的时候
He doesn't pick the biggest, baddest bird, you know
他不会选择做最大最霸气的鸟
He always pick something that's kind of attractive, you know
他会选择做一只有魅力的
The not, big evil one
而不是霸王型那个
