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I said, a year?
我说 一年？
I said, I'm a comedian, I cannot talk for a year?
我可是一个喜剧演员 你让我一年不说话？
So don't get discouraged. Think of that
记住 别气馁 想想这个
If you were a doctor, that would be your residency
如果你是医生 你可以把这四年当成实习期
Number 3
第3条
You're an artist, suffer for your work, paint yourself into a corner
你是一位艺术家 忍受你的工作 不要挑三拣四
take every degrading, humiliating show business job you can get
滑稽表演的任何机会都得上 无论多么让你感到丢脸
that doesn't require taking your clothes off
只要不让你脱光衣服就行
And you learn something, every experience
你将学到很多
and it will give you great pedal when you go on late night talk shows
这对你以后进入晚间脱口秀绝对大有好处
Number 4
第4条
Always keep people in your life who don't quite understand what is it that you do
在生活中和一些不大理解你在做什么的人保持联系
It will keep you humble
这会让你保持谦恭
You're never as informed as you think you are
你其实没有自己以为的那么了不起
When I was on the cover of Time magazine the first time
我第一次登上时代周刊封面的时候
Don Lemon
唐·莱蒙
I called my mom and tell her, I said
我打电话我妈 我跟她说
hey mom, I'm on the cover of Time magazine
妈 我上了时代周刊封面
My mom said, which one was it?
我妈问 什么封面
I said Time magazine My mom said, which one?
我说 时代周刊 我妈问 哪个
Time magazine, the big news magazine, Time magazine
时代周刊 很牛的新闻杂志 时代周刊
I said, I'm going to call Uncle Frank in New York
我说 我要打电话给纽约的弗兰克叔叔
and call Uncle Tony in Miami
和迈阿密的托尼叔叔
and tell them I'm on the cover of Time magazine
告诉他们我登上了时代周刊封面
My mother said, I don't think so
我妈说 我不这么认为
I said, what do you mean you don't think so?
我问 什么叫你不这么认为
She goes what? She said, I think they put you on the cover of one say still around here
她说 我想 他们把你放到这里的封面上
because they know you're from this area
是因为他们知道你来自这个地方
She said, I don't think you're on the cover of Miami
她说 我不认为迈阿密的封面上也是你
I go, I'm on the cover in Miami
我说 迈阿密的封面上也是我
