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So today, President Sullivan
今天 沙利文校长
I would like to submit this address as my essay
我想把这次演讲作为我的论文提交
and since this is a smart school
考虑到这是一所聪明的学校
let me just toss in some SAT words
让我使用一些SAT单词吧
Syzygy Heterodox
朔望 异端
Benedict Cumberbatch
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇
Am I in?
我被录取了吗
Yes, I know I'm not a Virginia resident
对 我知道我不是弗吉尼亚居民
But perhaps the real reason that UVA is so great
不过 弗吉尼亚大学如此伟大的真正原因
is that it trust its students
在于它相信它的学生
You have the nation's oldest student-run honor codes
你们有国内最古老的学生荣誉准则
Say with me on my honor I pledge
跟着我说 我以名誉起誓
that I have neither given nor received help on this assignment
我没有帮助别人完成作业 别人也没帮助我
so help me Adderall
所以请帮助我 阿得拉(一种治注意力不足的药)
But my favorite thing about UVA has
关于弗大 我最感兴趣
got to be your secret societies
还是你们的秘密帮会
That's sexy
这太性感了
You got the Zs
你们有Z帮会
you got I think the Illuminati, and the Masons
你们有光明会 还有共济会
and Shield. I think some of you remember some shields
盾帮会 我想你们有人想到了盾牌
But of course the most secretive of all is the Seven Society
当然 最神秘的要数7帮会
Nobody knows who's in it
没人知道谁是其成员
I'm not going to say that I'm a Seven
我不会说我是7帮会成员
I'm not going to say I'm not a Seven
我不会说我不是7帮会成员
I'm just going to say
我只会说
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