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We have a to say a huge congratulations to you. You recently got engaged. Thank you.
我得真诚地跟你说声恭喜，因为你最近订婚了。谢谢
Congratulations, to your lovely wonderful boyfriend, Dave Franco.
也要恭喜你帅气幸运的未婚夫戴夫·弗朗克。
Are you going to have a big bachelorette party?
你会办一个盛大的单身女郎聚会吗？
No, I don't think so. I'm not—you know, yeah, I'm not a big—
我想不会。我不是——我不是一个很...
I feel like I passed a age of being super into... go to Vegas, get a stripper!
我觉得自己已经过了那个年纪我不再想跑去拉斯维加斯赌上一把，或者叫一个脱衣舞男。
I just went to a great bachelorette party that was wine tasting and was wonderful.
我刚去过一个很好的单身女郎聚会，
I had a bad—I've only been to one bachelorette party that had a stripper
她们的活动就只是品酒，我觉得这就很好。我有过一个很不好
but there were only four of us at the bachelorette party including the bride.
我只去过一次有脱衣舞男的单身女郎聚会。包括新娘在内，一共只有四个人。
So it was like the most intimate situation with a stripper.
那次大概是我离脱衣舞男最近的一次。
It was just like is anyone going to touch him?
我在想，有人会去摸他吗？
It is looking into your friends' eyes while a man's package is swinging around your face. One of the people I think was my mom.
每次你看你朋友的时候，旁边就有个男人的阴部晃来晃去。四个人中的一个是我妈。
And we're back to people depositing something in your mouth when you're asleep.
那我们接下来聊聊当你睡着的时候，有人往你嘴里塞东西那件事儿。
I bet you're great fun at a bachelor party. I betout loose.
我敢打赌你在单身汉聚会上一定玩得很开心。玩疯了那种。
I don't know that I've ever been to a bachelor party. I have been to a bachelorette party.
我没参加过单身汉的聚会。我只去过单身女郎的聚会。
You were dancing. That's what I used to do before.
你跳了会儿舞。我以前经常这么干
I recognized you. Do you just cover yourself in whipped cream? Now I get it.
我认出你来了。你身上只涂了生奶油？我懂了。
I was recently in Montreal. It apparently is a very popular place for bachelorette parties.
我最近去了蒙特利尔。人们很乐意在这里开单身女郎聚会。
There is like nine of them every night. It is like the Vegas for Toronto.
每天晚上都差不多有九个。感觉就像是加拿大的拉斯维加斯城，
There is always a task. Is that a thing, a task at a bachelorette party?
总有娱乐项目。单身女郎聚会上有什么活动吗？
Oh, yeah, there are games where you have a card on your head and it says ask him how big his penis is. Hilarious.
有的，有一个游戏是你在额头上贴一张卡片，上面写着，问问他的阴茎有多大。很搞笑
I was a gimmick for their party.
我在这种聚会上就像个笑话一样
You didn't like it? No. It is all right. What did you have to do?
你不喜欢吗？还好啦。你要做的是什么？
I don't remember. I was eating. I know there is a bupebupe straw. Can you say straw?
我记不清了。我在吃。有一个吸管，能说这个吗？
Yeah, I have got tons. I don't think they are just for bachelor parties.
没事啦，我有一大堆。这个吸管可不仅仅用在单身派对上。
Wake up. Breakfast. Pancakes. Sometimes not just a straw.
起床，吃早餐，吃煎饼。有时不止吸管。
