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I live in L.A. now and I was born in Brooklyn of New York.
大家都知道 我现在住在洛杉矶 但我出生在纽约的布鲁克区
And of course there's a natural rivalry between the two big cities in the country. N.Y. and L.A.
想都不用想，纽约和洛杉矶这两个大城市之间肯定存在着对比和竞争
So I think it would be fun to start a little bit of trouble.
所以我觉得有必要在这上面搞点事情
We sent a camera crew to N.Y. and we have one here in L.A.
于是我们派了一组摄制组到纽约 另一组在洛杉矶
We asked locals from each place the same question…we asked who is smarter?
我们问了当地人同一个问题 你觉得谁更聪明？
People in N.Y. or people in L.A.? Who is smarter? People from N.Y. or people from L.A.?
是纽约人还是洛杉矶人？你觉得谁更聪明？纽约人还是洛杉矶人？
I'd say… N.Y. for sure. Definitely? Oh yeah. Alright. And why?
我想说 当然是纽约人啊 你确定？对啊 好吧 为啥呢
Um…I don't know. We sound smarter. How do people from L.A. talk? You give me an example?
呃呃……我也不知道 感觉我们要聪明些啊 你知道洛杉矶人的说话强调吗 能模仿一下不
You know like um…… Gag me with a spoon…um… Down in the valley…you know, like that.
就像酱紫……用勺子塞住我的嘴……呃……沿着山谷走……你懂 就像这样
Who do you think is smarter? People from N.Y. or people from L.A.?
你觉得谁更聪明？纽约人还是洛杉矶人？
Um…L.A. Why do you say that? Um……just cause I'm from California. Hehehe…
嗯……洛杉矶 怎么说？呃呃……因为我就是从加利福尼亚来的 哈哈哈哈
What does IQ stand for? IQ? Yea. Um…… Intelligence Quizz.
请问IQ是什么意思？IQ？对 呃……智力测试
Who's smarter? People from N.Y. or people from L.A.?
你觉得谁更聪明？纽约人还是洛杉矶人？
Definitely people from N.Y. Definitely? By far. Yes. Definitely?
绝对是纽约人啊 确定？至少目前为止是这样 真的？
Yes. Definitely.100% sure. What does IQ stand for? Oh……Um…… Intellectual Questions?
对 百分百确定 那IQ指什么？噢……呃呃……智力问题？
Um…Intelligent Questions or something like that?
嗯……就是智力问题一类的吧？
I'm not for sure. What's your Intelligent Question?
我不太确定 那你能提一个智力问题吗？
Why do people have…a…un…like personality defunctional and stuff like that?
呃……为什么人们会出现性格障碍等这些问题呢？就像这种
So that's your IQ? Pretty much YES. What does SAT stand for?
这就是你的智力问题了吗？对 差不多 SAT代表什么？
Satillize Accessment Test? What does SAT stand for? I…have no idea.
卫星通道测试？SAT指的什么？呃呃……不造诶
Have you ever taken them? No. Oh……shoot. And I gotta go to school.
你参加过吗？没有啊 噢……去……看来我得回学校补习下了
I have no idea. Where did you get it? I don't know. Hahaha…
我不知道 你的证书谁发的的？ 不造哇 哈哈哈哈
A farmer has seventeen sheep. All about nine of them are eaten by wolves.
一个农夫养了17只羊 除了9只其他全都被狼吃掉了
How many sheeps does he have left? Eight?
请问还剩多少只？ 8只？
Um…You are in the pizzeria. There're seventeen slices. Ok.
嗯……你在一家披萨店里 一个披萨被分成了17块 嗯
All but nine get eaten. How many slices are left? Um………… E--leven? Eight?
除了其中9个其他全被吃掉了 请问还剩几块？ 呃…… 1……11？ 8个？
Nine and seven is sixteen. Um…Oh man…I'm panicking.
9加7等于16 我天……搞不清楚了
Snoop Gogg rolls senenteen joints. And all but nine of them get smoked by him.
史努比.狗狗 卷了17了烟卷 除了9支剩下的都被他抽完了
How many joints does he have left? Eight?
他还剩多少支？ 8支？
A farmer has seventeen sheep. All but nine of them get eaten by wolves.
农夫养了17只羊 除了9只其余都被狼吃掉了
How many sheeps does he have left? Um……That is definitely a chirk question.
请问还剩几只？呃……这真是个脑筋急转弯吧
Yes it is. Hehe…Um… Wolves don't eat sheep? Oh it's not that kind of trick.
嗯，对啊 哈哈哈哈…… 真是被狼吃的？ 不不……不是这种急转弯
Oh…ok… Oh I'm not a calculator. Eight…Seven…Six…Eight……I think Eight.
哦哦……好吧 噢……我咋知道 我又不是计算器 8只 ……7只……6只……8……好 就8只了
They ate them all… except nine… Yeah?! Now we have......
全吃光了 除了那9只……对对对……所以剩多少只？那现在就还剩……嗯……
Hehehe… What is this? Isn't it still eight?
哈哈哈…… 呃……你笑啥……呃……真的不是剩8只么……？
Let me give you the question again the way you might understand it better? Ok.
好吧 那我用你更容易理解的方式再说一遍 好的
A farmer has seventeen Kardashians. All but nine of them get eaten by wolves.
一个农夫家里养了17个卡戴珊 但除了9个其他都被狼吃了
Ok. How many Kardashians does he have left? Nine. It's the Kardashians thing right？
恩 好吧 请问还剩多少个卡戴珊？9个 因为卡戴珊才答对了的吧？
Yes.It's exactly what it is.You are right. The LA thing.
恩对 就像你说的 她是聪明的洛杉矶人嘛
Is there anyway at all that L.A. is better than N.Y.? It's closer to the ocean?
为什么洛杉矶比纽约好呢？因为离海更近？
It's nice to be in N.Y. but it's sad not to be by ocean right?
嗯 所以纽约也行 但没在海边就不行是吧？
That's true especially this time of the year. Hi Internet watchers.Jimmy Kimmel is here.
对 特别是今年 嗨 各位网迷们 我是吉米
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