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Chris, you have I think one of the best jobs in the world.
克里斯，我觉得你的工作简直是世界上最好的工作之一
Because you get to go to work every day with...let's be honest, the god that is LL Cool J. Yeah. I mean...
你每天都能和——诚实点说，你每天都能和詹姆斯·托德·史密斯一起上班
He's been on the show, I have felt some muscles in my time.
做节目的时候，我偶尔会觉得自己身上还有些肌肉
You know any time I'm in Vegas, I'm the first to a Chip and Dale's show.
每次去拉斯维加斯，我都是第一个跑去看《奇奇和蒂蒂》的
But that guy is chiseled out of stone. It is amazing.
但是酷杰的肌肉真得硬的像是石头上凿下来的一样。简直令人惊叹
It has become part of my tour. When people come to visit the site,
这都成了我工作的一部分了。有人来的时候，
I'll say OK, here is the stage. This is LL, come feel his biceps.
我每次都要说，舞台在这里，酷杰在这里，来感受下他的肱二头肌
Oh man, you're ridiculous. Why are you doing this to me? It is hugging a tree.
他就一副“你疯了吧”。“你干嘛呢？”的表情。那感觉应该就像抱住了一棵树一样。
It's crazy. It is hugging a tree. It's crazy. Yeah. It is an amazing thing.
感觉一定很不错。是像抱住了一棵树，感觉不错。感觉很棒
I think I might do this next time we have a school auction, I'm going to say come squeeze LL Cool J's biceps. Or camp under them for a week.
下次拍卖会的时候，我会说，来按一下酷杰的肌肉。或者说我们来在这块肌肉下面露个营吧，我们可以呆上一个星期
You can camp under LL Cool J's arm for a week. It will take like a family of four.
这块肌肉完全可以在这一个星期内为你遮风挡雨。一家四口也完全没问题
I know I drive him crazy. But it's so insane. It's just like...
我知道他都快被我搞疯了。这些行为有点过分了。
Yeah. I have never felt anything like it. I want to feel it. You must.
我还从来没摸过呢。我也想摸。那你得去试试
If you see him, I think he is...I think he is cool with people just going up and touching his arms.
如果你看到他，我想他不会特别在意别人摸他胳膊这种事
If you see him, he's completely cool with it. I say it was OK.
下次你看见他，没关系的，上去摸就是
Just say Chris O'Donnell said it was cool for me to touch your arms. He is a national treasure, and you'd love to, get on.
就说，克里斯·奥唐纳说我可以来摸你的胳膊。他简直就像国宝一样，想摸就去摸。
Yeah, but really get in there. Don't just brush by it. Really give it both hands.
直接上手去摸。不要只是轻轻地一扫而过。而且要用两只手
It is incredible. It is amazing.
简直难以置信。太棒了
