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Are you familiar with the, uh, website Ashley Madison.com. Yes

你们熟悉Ashley MAdison.com 这个网站吗?当然
Ok, I know a lot of guys are pretending they are not, but
恩,但我知道很多人还在假装自己不懂
Ashley Madison is a, they describe, they call it a dating site
Ashley Madison据说是一个用于约会的社交网站
for married men and women who are looking to have an affair.
专门服务于那些想要‘第二春’的已婚男女
They pay a fee of some kind and they pair you up with other sneaky people.
人们以某种方式先付费 然后网站就会把你和另外一个人配对
But well.....unfortunately for those who signed up for this service actually Madison was hacked.
但我想对那些注册过这个网站的人说 我为你们感到不幸 因为Madison被黑客攻击了

A group of hackers called the Impact team broke in and they're threatening to expose

有一个叫‘影响力’的黑客组织黑进了这个网站 并威胁说
the identities of more than 37,000,000 users.
要曝光所有三千七百万用户的信息
if actually Madison They said shut down the site. or we will reveal everyone's identity.
如果Madison选择关闭这个网站 他们就会披露出所有的用户信息
Now first of all how crazy is that they have 37,000,000 Hahaha....
诶 等等 拜托 他们居然有三千七百万的用户!哈哈哈
Isn't that like everyone? Isn't that like...... I mean really......
那不就是所有人了么 难道不是吗?我真是醉了……
Walmart doesn't have 37,000,000 customers.
就连沃尔玛都没三千七百万的顾客好么
And you know 36,000,000 of those 37,000,000 customers are guys right?
不过其中的三千六百万都是[同志]吧?
I mean Women don't need a website. Women just need ..all they need is a pos and they are fine.
本来就是啊 因为女人们根本不需要这种网站啊 她们只要有一个刷卡机就够了
But if this information gets released, millions of marriages could be affected.
但话说回来 如果这些信息曝光了 估计得有上百万的家庭受到影响吧
And you know that's hardest on kids. Kids don't undetstand of the sort of thing.
这样的话小孩子才是最受伤的 小屁孩才搞不懂大人的这些事儿呢
Kids are very innocent until we pollute their minds.
他们都超单纯 直到我们‘污染’了他们纯洁的心灵
And in fact, we went on the street today, we asked kids...... We asked kids what adultery it is? Oh......
实际上 我们今天延沿街采访了孩子……我们问孩子“出轨”是啥意思?天……!
We're trying to do a show or I don't know what to tell you. And here it is. Kids explaining 'Adultery'.
诶 拜托 我们在努力做节目好么 不然你们看什么?好 来看看孩子们对‘出轨’的解释吧!
What is “Audltery”? Um......to be a movie star? Do you know anyone who is a audlterer? Um......
你知道什么是‘出轨’不?呃……就是当个电影明星?那你知道有谁出轨了的吗?呃……
Johnny Depp? What is “Audltery”? A dog running? Describe “Adultery”. It's artery for adults?
约翰尼.德普?什么是‘出轨’?啥?奔跑的小狗?请你描述一下‘出轨’是什么?变成大人?
What is “Adultery”? Being an adult? What do you think the best part of adultery is? Getting to drink.
什么是‘出轨’?做大人?那你觉得“出轨”最好的地方是什么?可以喝酒!
Getting to drink? Yeah...... I agree. What is “Adultery”? Apparently saying that is fun...nursing...and...
可以喝酒? 嗯……好样的 我同意 什么是‘出轨’?很明显啊……就是做父母啊 ……照顾别人神马的……还有
..all sorts of things. Are your parents adulterers? Yes. Both of them? Yes.
反正就是那些事儿呗 那你爸妈出轨不?要!两个都出轨?对!
How's that? Fun. Fun. Yeah. What is Adultery? Um.......what do you say?
感觉咋样?挺好玩的!嗯……好玩……答的好……什么是“出轨”?呃……你说啥?
Adultery. Adultery? I don't know what those are. You wanna take a guess? Um...... Heeeee......
出轨 出轨啊?我也不知道那是什么鬼诶 那你猜一下呢 呃呃呃……呵呵呵呵……
Did you guess it's funny? Adultery? Until it happens to you right?
你觉得好笑么?嗯……等发生在你身上的时候就好笑了吧?
What does it mean when somebody cheats on somebody? It means they're cheating?
对不起另一半是啥意思?就是……他们做了对不起另一半的事
And what does that mean? It means they're not following the rules.
那又是什么意思呢?就是说 他们犯规了
And what are the rules? That you can't cheat.
犯什么规了?就是你不能做对不起另一半的事
What does it mean when somebody cheats on somebody else?
什么是对不起另一半?
That means that they...you know ...get the wrong person
就是说……嗯你懂的……就是找错人了
They might accidently get the different person that they are not supposed to get.
他们可能不小心找到不适合自己的人了
So when you cheat on somebody, it's usually an accident? Yea.
那么就是说 你对不起别人的时候都是不小心的咯?对
But not all the time. Sometimes it's on purpose. Yea.
但也不总是这样 有时候你是有目的才对不起别人的是吧 恩 对
Like if you went on to Ashley Madison and signed up to meet somebody? Yea.
就像是人们注册Ashley Madison网站然后去和别人约会是吧?对的
Right!Thanks kids I'm Jimmy Kemmel.
干得好!谢谢孩子们!我是吉米.坎摩尔
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