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Halloween is on Monday and we still have Youtube
周一的万圣节 我们的节目照常在油管上播出
which means it's time once again and tell your kids you ate all their Halloween candy.
也就是说 又是一年一度 你要告诉你的孩子 你吃光了他们所有的糖果啦
Everywhere you go, especially last couple weekends
无论你去哪里 特别是近几周
people ask me if you're gonna do it again.
总有人会问我 会不会再录制一波节目
And they answers ' yeah we are gonna do this'
然后他们说 是啊 我们还会在录制一波节目嗒
Every year until they stop the kids finally figure out, but
每年他们都欺骗自己的孩子 直到他们最后找到了糖果
if you have kids and it isn't hard to do, in fact that it's very easy you can do it at home.
如果你有小孩 这一点都不难做到 很简单 你在家里就能实现
'No, my candy, he's gone.' 'Where did it go? Mum and dad ate it'
不 我的糖 他不见了 他去哪里了 爸爸妈妈吃掉了
'I ate it.' 'I ate it all and ate all your candy, i ate it. 'Or you can do it in a car.
我吃掉了 我全吃了 我吃完了你所有的糖 或者 你在车里也可以啊
'I got really really hungry and ate all your Halloween candy'
在你上学的时候我特别特别的饿
'when you were at school' 'How?' 'What do you mean 'how? I ate it?'
所以我吃完你所有的万圣节糖果 怎么吃的 什么叫怎么吃的 我就吃了呀
'I don't wanna see you ever again.' 'Go and get a jooob!'
我再也不想见到你了 去 去找份工作吧
Little Donald Trump, I' m officially inviting you' d take part in your sixth annual Halloween candy Youtube chanllenge.
小川普一个 我正式邀请你来参加 第六届万圣节糖果之油管挑战赛
Tell your kids you ate all their Halloween candy Not some of it, all of it.
告诉孩子们 你吃光了他们的糖 不是吃了一点点 是全部都吃完了
Record it, post it to Youtube with this
录下来 发送到油管上
title 'HEY JIMMY KIMMEL- I TOLD MY KIDS I ATE ALL THEIR HALLOWEEN CANDY'
贴上标签“嗨 JIMMY KIMMEL - 我跟孩子说 我吃完了他所有万圣节的糖果”
Won't you post the video keep an eye for message from us
为啥不上传你的视频 用你的油管账号
to your Youtube account or go through every video or put the best ones on the show next week.
和我们保持联系 或者你还可以查看所有视频 选出你希望下周播出哪一段
Let's make this a Halloween in your kids will remember for ever and ever. All right, bye, thanks.
让这个万圣节 永远的停留在孩子们的记忆中 好的 拜 多谢观看
Do you love putting buttons in subscribing into things? Then click the button to subscribe my channel and you'll finally be happy.
你喜不喜欢点击按钮订阅东西呢 那就在我的频道下方点击订阅吧 你一定会获得快乐的
