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It's time that we want to do something that affects the entire world.
这一次我们想做的是 会影响整个世界的事
Last week I launched my brand new site and app,
上周我推出了全新的网站和软件
It's called ellentube, and--
叫做艾伦频道
Ellentube is a place where you can see tons of things
艾伦频道上可能有很多
from this show that maybe you've seen on the show.
你在节目里看到的内容
We're showing some things that you have not seen on the show.
我们还会放上很多你没看过的内容
And lots of submissions from thousands of people already--
现在已经收到了很多的微拍视频
Thank you so much-- from all over the world.
非常感谢世界各地的人们
We have received--let me ask you this, people watching and
我们已经收到了 不过允许我问下你们哈 有人看了视频
Sending us content: There are languages we cannot understand,
然后留言说 里面那些语言我们听不懂
So at least tell us where you're from and what language it is,
所以至少要告诉我们你来自哪里 说的什么语言啊
so we can hire an interpreter, because we don't have
这样我们可以请个翻译 毕竟我们并没有
an interpreter for every single language that's been spoken,
一个能翻译任何语种的翻译器
and there's gotta be, like, six and a half languages all over the world, so--
而且 全世界一共有 差不多六种半的语种呢
So tell us where you're from and what the language is,
所以一定要告诉我们 你来自哪里 说哪种语言
so we can know what you're saying, 'cause,
这样我们才能知道你在说什么 因为
it's gotta be friendly content. And, but anyway,
视频里的话必须是友善的内容哦 但不管怎样吧
everybody's been sending tons of really hilarious videos.
大家还一直在发很多很多的 特别搞笑的视频过来
Here's one we saw this morning that was posted by Nate Archer and his son tyler.
这里有一个我们早上看到的 是纳特 阿什发来的 拍的是他的儿子泰勒
Here's tyler's tooth pull, attempt number one. Go.
这是泰勒拔牙记录 第一次尝试 开始吧
Did it come out? Yes! Let's see! It's out! Where's the tooth?
拔出来了吗 拔出来了 快看看 牙拔出来了 牙齿去哪了
Here it is! Ha ha ha ha! There it is. Holy cow!
在这呢 哈哈哈哈 在这里 哎呦呦呦
How's that? Oh, that's good. But it hurt. "Oh, that's good."
感觉怎么样 恩 还好 但是好疼 恩 挺好的拔牙方法
You're not gonna believe this...
你们绝不会相信的
You're not gonna believe this, but they're canadian.
你们不会信的 但是他们是加拿大人哦
As if hockey needed another way to knock your teeth out.
要是霍基还需要什么拔牙方法的话
And here's one that was posted by mandy o'donnell
这个曼迪 奥唐耐的视频里就是个好法子
And her son madam--uh, Madden--
她的儿子曼 呃 曼登
And they're from middletown, delaware. What did you do?
他们来自特拉华州中部城市 你做了什么
Color. With what? With marker. Why? Because I did.
上色 用什么上的 用马克笔 为什么 因为我上色了
It's not gonna come off of your face. No. No.
这东西洗不掉了 能的 不能
What were you trying to make? Being a bandit.
你上色到底想干嘛 当个强盗
You wanted to be a bandit? Uh huh. Wow, huh? Well...
你想当个强盗啊 是的啊 哇哦 哎呦 嗯
It is november, so he has a month to fill it in.
现在是十一月份 所以他有一个月时间来上色
I love those submissions, please keep them coming.
我喜欢这些微拍 请继续给我们发微拍
That's fantastic. We've had over five million
那会很棒的 周四以来 我们已经有超过百万的
Views since thursday, so people are loving ellentube,
观看量了 看来 大家很喜欢艾伦频道啊
And thank you so much for enjoying it.
非常非常感谢大家喜爱这个频道
