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You know, I want to mention -- a personal thing, we had a big thing going on at our house this morning.
我想说一件比较私人的事情，今天早上我们家发生了一件大事
My daughter, she's 3 years old, had picture day at preschool today.
我女儿，她3岁了，今天要照幼儿园的毕业照
They sent home one of those flyers with different photo packages you can choose from.
学校分发了一些传单，上面有不同的照片套装供你选择
We ordered the basic package for $18.25, you get a class photo, a 5 x 7, two 3 x 5s,
我们花18.25美元定了一个基础款，有一张班级照，一张5X7的，两张3X5的
and four jumbo wallet-sized pictures, for the three people in the world who still carry photos in their wallets, in their jumbo wallets.
还有4张大型钱包照，给世上仅剩的这三个还在钱包里放照片的人，装在他们的大钱包里
Who has a jumbo wa... Maybe Shaq has a jumbo wallet.
谁还有大钱...或许沙克还有大型钱包
I need a jumbo wallet to keep all my money in.
我需要一个巨型钱包把我的钱都装进去
So we got my daughter all dressed up, sent her to school.
所以我们给女儿穿戴好，送她去学校
Which as far as I can tell these school photos are exclusively for grandparents who don't know that phones can take pictures now.
我觉得这些班级照是专门为爷爷辈的人设计的，只有他们不知道现在可以用手机照照片
You got Facebook and Instagram. It's really kind of surprising that school photo packages still even exist.
你都有脸书和Instagram了，没想到班级照这种东西竟然还存在
It's like when YouTube took over and ABC decided to keep making "America's Funniest Home Videos."
这就像是YouTube占据市场以后，ABC还决定继续制作“美国家庭滑稽录像”一样
It's time to move on, guys. Anyway, we're talking about this.
该往前看了，伙计们。总之，我们说的是这件事
One of our writers here, a writer named Joe, his son had school picture day.
我们这儿有一名作家，他叫乔，他儿子照了毕业照
And this is the shot they took of his son.
这是学校给他儿子拍的照片
You can see based on the way his son is holding that baseball glove, his father has never played catch with him.
你可以从他儿子拿棒球手套的姿势看出来，他爸爸从来没跟他玩过棒球
And I don't know if it's my place but I think I need to talk with Joe about that outfit.
这可能不关我事儿啊，不过我觉得我得跟乔谈谈这孩子的衣服
You know these schools are all anti-bullying but I think the teachers might be like, you know, with this one there's nothing we can do.
学校是反对霸凌的，可我觉得这些老师可能有点儿，你懂的，在这一点上他们无能为力啊
Get me the number for child protective services, will you get one? Yeah, sure, I will.
给我找到儿童保护服务的电话，好吗？好的，没问题
Do you love clicking buttons and subscribing to things?
你喜欢点击按钮订阅吗？
Then click the button to subscribe my channel and you'll finally be happy.
那就点击按钮订阅我的频道吧 你会找到快乐的
