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Hey, Miranda.
嘿 米兰达
You see this in the news?
你看新闻了没
Apparently they're going to stop serving pork products in federal prisons next year.
说是明年联邦监狱里将不再提供猪肉制品了
Life without bacon.
没有培根的日子
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.
真是既残忍又少见的惩罚方式
Hot coffee.
啊 热咖啡
You see the speaker of the house stepped down
你知道众议院议长下台了吗
I wish the speaker of my house would step down.
好希望我家的议长也下台啊
My wife.
我说的我妻子
Hot coffee.
啊 热咖啡
Linda, another day another dollar, huh?
琳达 又是新的一天哈
You see bud light has created a device to let you know when your fridge is running low on bear.
你知不知道百威发明了一种仪器 当你的冰箱库存低的时候好提醒你
That device is called my father-in-law.
这个仪器就叫岳父大人
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Sss, ah.
嗞 啊
Oh, you hear the news.
还有那条
Just heard Lebron James isn't working with McDonald's anymore.
勒布朗·詹姆斯不再代言麦当劳了
Apparently he's not loving it.
很明显他不爱它（麦当劳广告）
Bada ba, ba, ba, hot coffee.
吧嗒吧吧吧 热咖啡
Ooh, that is good coffee.
嗯 这咖啡不错
Hey, Jerome.
嘿 杰罗姆
Do you ever have dark thoughts?
你会不会偶尔有些阴暗的想法
You see the news. You hear the Harvard debate team was beaten by a group of prison inmates in the debate.
你看到那条新闻没 哈佛辩论队被一群囚犯组成好的辩论队打败了
Looks like they dropped the soap and picked up a book.
看来他们他们不丢肥皂了 改看书了
Hot coffee.
啊 热咖啡
Speaking of which Whole Foods is no longer selling products made by prison inmates
说到这个 我想起全食宣布不再销售由囚犯制作的产品了
which is ironic because the prices there are highway robbery. Hot coffee!
这就很讽刺了 因为全食的食品定价简直就是抢劫 啊 热咖啡
I'll call it Whole Foods like call it Whole Paycheck. Bonus coffee.
我说全食的时候 其实说的是全付 啊 免费咖啡
You see all this Caitlyn Jenner? Caitlyn Jenner?
这些新闻你看过没 凯特琳·詹妮弗
What I wouldn't give to change it all.
拿世界上的一切来跟我换我都不要
Brave coffee.
啊 勇敢的咖啡
It's some brave coffee.
勇士的咖啡
How about those Justin Bieber pictures, huh?
那贾斯汀·比伯的那些照片呢
The only thing longer than that is that sexual harassment course they made me take.
唯一比它长的东西就是他们逼我上过的性骚扰课
Hot coffee.
啊 热咖啡
Well, I'm all out of coffee.
哦 喝完了
Time for sweet baby James to get back to the grind.
到可爱的詹姆斯宝宝工作的时间啦
Grind, coffee. Oh! Hot coffee!
工作 咖啡 啊 热咖啡
