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Now guys, I know why you're excited.
我知道大家都很激动
It is because after months and months of campaigning,
因为在持续数月之久的辩论之后
tonight was finally the presidential election.
今晚将正式选出总统
I'm kidding. It was the third republican debate.
开玩笑的 是第三次共和党辩论啦
I've got to tell you, the pressure was really on Donald Trump because this week,
我想说的是 唐纳德·特朗普最近真的压力很大了 因为本周
I don't know if you know this, but he dropped in the polls in Iowa behind Dr. Ben Carson.
不知道你们知不知道 特朗普在爱荷华州的选票落后于本·卡森
So now Donald Trump is trailing behind a candidate
也就是说特朗普
who tried to stab his friend and compared Obamacare to slavery.
现在落后于一个拿刀捅了自己朋友 还把奥巴马医改比作奴隶制的人
Three months ago I couldn't believe Donald Trump was in first place.
三个月前 我不敢相信唐纳德·特朗普居然排名第一
Now I can't believe he's in second.
现在我不敢相信他居然排到了第二
But there is a silver lining.
但是还有希望
Because Donald Trump won't have to worry about being in second place for much longer,
特朗普不会在第二名停留太久
because earlier this week he received the endorsement of one of America's great political minds.
因为前几天 他刚刚获得了美国最伟大的政客之一的支持
So you're endorsing Trump, essentially?
所以你支持特朗普 对吗
I would yeah, I like Trump, yeah.
是的 我支持他
He should be president of the United States, that's what he should be.
他应该成为美国总统 这是他应得的
So he's got your vote?
所以你把票投给了他
Yeah, hell yeah, big time.
对
Why wouldn't anybody like that?
怎么会没有人喜欢他呢
A guy that came from where he came from and doing what he's doing
他出身不高 以前也没从过政
and now this is where he's at now.
而他现在在民调上排名这么靠前
The only acceptable time to take advice from a man with a face tattoo
唯一可以听取一个脸上有刺青的人得建议的时候
is if you're wondering how to hide a body, right.
就是你想知道怎样把自己藏起来的时候
I mean, remember, Mike Tyson once bit a man's ear off on national television
你们还记得吗 迈克·泰森曾经当着全国电视观众的面咬掉了别人的一只耳朵
and endorsing Donald Trump is the craziest thing he has ever done.
而支持特朗普比这疯狂的多
But Tyson isn't the only celebrity endorsing Trump.
但泰森不是唯一一个支持特朗普的名人
He's also been endorsed by Kirstie Alley, Gary Busey, Dennis Rodman, and Hulk Hogan,
支持他的还有柯斯迪·艾黎 加里·布塞 丹尼斯·罗德曼 还有胡克·霍肯
which just sounds like a season of Celebrity Apprentice.
听起来像是新一季的《明星学徒》
The truth is the celebrity endorsements are a big thing now.
现在 获得名人的支持是一件大事
I mean, every candidate has their own entourage of celebrity mascots.
每个候选人现在都有自己的明星做吉祥物
And some of them are getting big names.
其中一些名气相当大
Hillary Clinton has received endorsements from Beyonce, Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.
希拉里·克林顿获得了碧昂斯 莉娜·丹恩 艾米·舒默的支持
Basically, we're like, two days away from Hillary joining Taylor Swift's girl squad. #squadgoals.
我们还有两天就要加入泰勒·斯威夫特的女团了 带话题女团目标
Republican candidate Mike Huckabee has earned endorsements from several members of the Duggar family.
共和党候选人迈克·哈克比获得了达格尔家族数位成员的支持
And that is a smart political move,
这是一着妙棋啊
since nearly 40% of republican voters are actually members of the Duggar family.
因为百分之四十的共和党选民都是达格尔家族的人
But some candidates like democratic candidate Martin O'Malley
但是有些候选人就没那么幸运了 比如民主党候选人马丁·马利
are having trouble getting celebrities on their bandwagon.
没有名人跟他站在同一阵营
We here at the Late Late Show are open to supporting you Martin O'Malley,
马丁·马利 我们《深夜秀》支持你 但我们有
but we do have a couple of questions.
几个问题想问一下
Question 1: Who are you?
第一 你是谁
Question 2—That's the only question. That is really the only one we have. That's really is.
第二 只有刚刚那一个问题 我们只想问这一个问题 真的
Bernie Sanders has received an endorsement from Justin Long,
伯尼·桑德斯获得了贾斯汀·朗的支持
the brilliant actor who famously played a Mac in those old apple commercials.
这位演员最为人称道的是 他在以前的苹果公司广告中扮演了一台笔记本电脑
The endorsement meant so much to Bernie
他的支持对伯尼来说意义深远
that he's actually thinking of switching over to a Mac from his current computer,
因此伯尼正在考虑把他现在的电脑换成苹果的
which is a yellow legal pad.
她现在的电脑是一本黄色封面的笔记本
But the truth is that it's actually been a rough week for Bernie
但本周对伯尼来说也是艰难的一周
because this weekend, I don't know if you saw this,
因为 不知道你们看见过没有
Hillary Clinton received an endorsement from Katy Perry.
希拉里·克林顿获得了凯蒂·佩里的支持
There they are there.
这是照片
And we know that Bernie Sanders was really trying to get Katy's endorsement.
我们都知道伯尼·桑德斯为了获得她的支持有多努力了
He even made a video trying to court her support. Check it out.
他甚至还做了一个视频来讨好她 一起来看
