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I love you Halftime Bathroom Break. America loves you.
我爱你，中场休息上厕所时间。美国人都爱你。
From the bar stalls of New York, to the five and a half baths of California,
从纽约酒吧的小隔间，到加州豪宅里的五间半浴室，
once a year, we push our public water utility system to its limits...
一年一度，我们将我们的公共公共自来水系统推向极限...
when we showcase the natural bounty of this great nation and the patience of its people.
此时我们会展示这个伟大国家的自然恩赐，以及国民的忍耐力。
Because after two quarters of guzzling and slurping, gnawing and dipping everything in sight.
因为在狼吞虎咽两节的时间之后，我们把眼前所有的东西都吃光蘸光了。
For two-plus hours of can't miss football and must see commercials, we do the unthinkable.
就为了这两个多小的不能错过的橄榄球，以及必看的广告，我们做了不可思议的事情。
We hold it. We hold it for crying out loud.
我们憋住没有去上厕所。我的老天，我们憋住了。
And when that clock hits zero, every red-blooded, bladder-bulging American double-times it straight to you.
而当倒计时结束时，每个充满活力的、膀胱快爆炸的美国人，会快速直冲向你。
Because you have been there for us, for a shared moment,
因为你已经在那里等候我们了，在这个共同的时刻，
that takes us from standing up as rivals to sitting down as one.
我们像敌人一样站立，再到像一个人一样坐下。
And as we all prepare ourselves for the start of the halftime show,
当我们为即将开始的下半场做好准备时，
we'll realize that there were far far more than a few butterflies in our stomachs.
我们意识到在我们不仅仅是坐立不安。
Because this is no ordinary movement, this is a national movement.
因为这不是一个平凡的举动，这是一个全国性的举动。
I love you Halftime Bathroom Break, but sometimes you stink.
爱你，中场休息上厕所时间，但是有时候你实在是臭不可闻。
New Febreze. Because the things you love the most can stink the most.
最新纺必适。因为你最爱的东西，也会是最臭的东西。
The Halftime Bathroom Break is coming. Is your bathroom ready, America?
中场休息上厕所时间就要到了。你的厕所准备好了吗，美国？
