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When I was a little talk show host, I had one dream to someday host 2,500 shows. And today that dream came true.
我还是无名之辈脱口秀主持人的时候 就梦想着能主持2500场节目 今天那个梦想成真了
That's right. This is our 2,500 show. I am doing my 2,500th monologue. You're my 2,500th audience.
没错 这是第2500期节目 是我的第2500次独白 你们是我第2500批观众
I'm wearing my seventh pair of Ellen underwear, but that's neither here nor there.
我穿着第七件艾伦内裤 不过这有点跑题了
This show premiered in September of 2003. Can you believe that? 2003.
这个节目在2003年9月份的时候第一次播出 你敢信吗？2003年
I mean, back then Twitch was just a twinkle in his father's eyes. No, my mistake.
那时候推奇还是他老爸眼中的小宝宝呢 不是 我的错
He was in his 20s. But anyway, it was a long time ago. 2003 was also the year Finding Nemo came out.
那时候他20多岁 总之 那是很久以前了啊 《海底总动员》也是在2003年上映的
Which means, in the time it's taken me to do 2,500 shows, they've made one sequel.
也就是说 我做了2500期的节目 他们才做了一部续集
It's not fair. A lot has changed since this show was premiered back then. We didn't have smartphones, or fidget spinners, or fake news.
这也太没天理啦 从节目首播到现在很多东西都变了 那时候没有智能手机 没有指尖陀螺 也没有虚假新闻
There were no selfies. We only took someone else's.
那时候没有自拍 我们只给别人拍照
And listen to this. My show is older than Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. There was no--
再听听这个 我的节目比脸书、推特和Instagram还要老呢 没有
That's crazy right? There was no social media back then.
不敢相信吧？那时候根本就没有社交媒体
If you wanted to show someone a picture of your food, or a duck face, you didn't because no one cared.
如果你想给别人晒你的食物或者小鸭脸 你办不到因为根本没人在乎
It was a beautiful time to be alive. Technology has changed so much. Now everyone uses GPS to get around.
那时候的生活真是美好 科技改变了太多 现在人们出门都用GPS
This is what GPS looked like when my show started.
我节目开播的时候GPS长这样
I'm looking, I'm looking. I think it's that way. I'd have to ask my husband which way we were going.
我在找呢 在找呢 应该是那边吧 我得问问我老公要走哪条路
We were in England because the driver's seat was over there, you see.
我们在英国 因为司机的座位在车右侧（美国司机座位在车左侧） 知道吧
Siri put this away. All right. My show has changed a lot too. In 2003, I had no friends at Shutterfly.
Siri 把这拿走 好 我的节目也变了很多 2003年的时候 我在Shutterfly没有朋友
My friends worked at places like Walden Books and Circuit City.
那时候朋友都在沃尔登书店和电路城工作
We've also added a lot of things to my show over the years.
这些年来 我的节目里增加了好多东西
And Twitch, you want to know my favorite thing that we've added? What's your favorite thing Ellen? It's you.
推奇 你知道我们新添进来的东西我最喜欢的是什么吗？你最喜欢的是什么艾伦？是你
I love you. I love you. I love you so much.
我爱你 我爱你 超爱你的
