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OK. So anyone here considering pursuing your dreams?
好的 那么在座有人想要追逐梦想的吗
Consider for pursuing your dreams?
有吗
Well, if you're thinking of pursuing your dreams you should know there are side effects.
如果有的话 你要知道追逐梦想是有副作用的
And those effects may include poverty, selling all of your body fluids for rent money,
包括破产 为了出得起租金去卖血
getting addicted to inspirational quotes.
以及对励志鸡汤上瘾
Every conversation with your parents ending in a screaming match
跟父母的每场对话都以比谁嗓门大结束
about how you will not go work at your Uncle Steve's accounting firm as a back-up job in case things don't work out
你大喊着你绝不会为了以防万一而先到史蒂夫叔叔的汇集事务所找份工作先做着
because things are going to work out.
因为这个万一一定会发生
And the final side effect of pursuing your dreams
终极副作用就是
is going to work at your Uncle Steve's accounting firm.
到史蒂夫叔叔的会计事务所上班
Is anybody thinking about getting a soft back rub from Kenny at work?
有人想让办公室的肯尼帮你轻轻地按摩一下后背吗
If you're thinking about getting a soft back rub from Kenny at work
如果有的话
you should know there are side effects and those side effects may include
你要知道这是有副作用的 包括
wondering if Kenny is OK.
想“肯尼身体没事吧”
Googling "Incredibly weak hands, man in 40's, sign of stroke?"
上网搜索“双手无力 男性40多岁 中风的症状”
Asking Kenny if he can help you open a jar of olives, just to see if he can.
让肯尼帮你开一罐橄榄 只是为了看他力气够不够大
Leaving one of those hand exerciser things on Kenny' desk with no note.
默默地把练手劲儿的东西放在肯尼桌上 一句话也不说
Tremendous satisfaction when Kenny's strength improves.
对肯尼力气变大表示很满意
Kenny becoming Mr. Popular spending all his time giving everyone else in the office firm back rubs.
肯尼变得很受欢迎 大家都让他用力给他们按摩后背
Kenny no longer having time to give you a firm back rubs.
肯你没时间给你用力按摩后背了
And the final side effect getting a soft back rub from Kenny at work is having to fire Kenny.
终极副作用就是开出肯尼
It had to be done.
这是必须的
Does anybody here—anybody here like big butts?
在座有人——有喜欢翘臀的吗
Do you like big butts?
有吗
If you like big butts
如果有的话
you should know that there are side effects and those side effects may include
你应该知道这是有副作用的 包括
being unable to lie,
无法否认对翘臀的喜爱
other brothers being unable to deny,
其他人也没法抵赖
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
看见一个前凸后翘的姑娘 你就膨胀
And the final side effect of liking big butts is high blood pressure.
终极副作用是高血压
That was side effects may include.
以上就是本期的《副作用有...》
