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Teachers are so important to this country for our children and for our future,
老师对我们国家的小孩以及未来非常重要
and I think is our job to listen to them, to find out we can do to make their lives better. So I reached out to teachers
我认为我们应该倾听一下他们的想法，找到能让他们人生变得更好的方法。于是，我找来一些老师
and asked them to tell me what they hate about their jobs.
然后请他们倾述一下对教师这份工作的不满。
We've got a lot of responses, couple responses we couldn't use
我们得到了很多回复，一些回复我们无法公布
cause the principals saw the videos, and but, one teacher got suspend five days for this.
因为校长们也看到了这些视频，还有一位老师因此被停职五天
And we salute him, but we've got plenty of responses,
让我们向他致敬，不过我们还有其他一些回复可以公布
many in disguise, we whittled them down the best, and this is what teachers hate about teaching.
很多人做了伪装，我们从中挑出最好的，这些都是老师们讨厌教书的原因
I hate when a parent does their child's homework, and then pretends like their child did their own homework.
我讨厌家长帮孩子做完作业，然后假装是他们的孩子自己完成的
When a student obviously farts in class, I'm not allowed to laugh,
当一位学生在课堂上放了一个响屁的时候，我不仅不能笑
and I have to get all the other students stop laughing, too.
而且我还得制止其他学生笑
When my students point out my pimples, thank you.
当我学生指着我的痘痘时，谢谢了啊
When a student asks what time it is, and the clock is behind me above the board.
当学生问我现在是几点的时候，而时钟就挂在我身后的黑板上方
Getting blame for everything that's wrong with your children.
当你的孩子犯错时，全都怪在我头上
We are responsible for creating doctors, lawyers, engineers, even athletes, and we get crappy pay!
我们有义务培养出医生、律师、工程师、甚至是运动员，而我们只拿那么一点薪水
Lunches are like 20 minutes long,
午餐时间只有20分钟左右
I've trained myself to eat so fast that I don't think that I've taste anything since 2011.
我已经练成快速吃饭的能力了，以至于我觉得我从2011年起就再也没有品尝过任何东西了
And we also don't have free automatic coffee, why?
我们没有免费的自动咖啡，为啥啊
Living in constant fear of seeing student outside of school.
永远活在校园外遇到学生的恐惧之中
What I hate about teaching, is that moment when I misspell one word,
让我不喜欢教书的原因是，每当我不小心拼错某个单词的时候
and the students look at me like I'm the dumbest person on Earth.
学生们就会看着我，就好像我是世界上最二的人一样
Forget everything forever, alright?
忘掉这一切吧，好吗
Alright, so next, next, we want to hear from the IT people of America.
好了，下次，下次，我们会倾听来自美国IT产业的人的呼声
Share us the struggles that go along with working IT, the stupid request,
跟我们分享他们在IT产业工作的困扰，愚蠢的要求
the weird stuffs you find on people's computers, all the crazy SH you see working in IT.
在人们电脑里发现的古怪玩意，你在IT产业工作中碰到的所有奇闻异事都可以说出来
Record yourself, keep it short, get right to the point,
给自己拍一段小视频、直接切入重点
and post it to YouTube with the hashtag what I hate in the title, that way we can find it.
然后上传到YouTube上，并在标题标注#whatIhate，这样我们才能找到这些视频
You can disguise yourself if you need it to be do. Whatever you must, I look forward to your responses.
必要的话，你可以伪装一下自己，不管怎样，我期待你们的回应
Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel, if you enjoy the video, hit subscribe.
嗨 我是吉米·鸡毛 如果你喜欢这个视频 请订阅
And if you don't clik subscribe, this invisible hamster will die.
如果你不点击订阅按钮 这只隐形的仓鼠就会死翘翘哦
