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I believe that good sportsmanship and honesty are more important than just about anything when it comes to sports, so I took it upon myself
我认为在体育的领域里运动精神和诚实比任何东西都还要重要……所以我尽己所能
to share that lesson with the next generation of professional athletes: kids
和下一代的职业运动员，我们的孩子们来分享这个观念……
By hooking them up to a fake lie detector and driving them crazy and here's how that went
我把假测谎仪连在他们的脑袋上，这真让他们抓狂了，来看看是怎么一回事。
Well, hello! How are you? Good. Good, thank you for coming
好的，哈喽！你好吗？很好。好的，谢谢你来
I'm officer Jimmy. This is the truth fairy
我是吉米警官，这位是实话仙女
The truth fairy's gonna hook you up to a machine right now
实话仙女现在要把你连接到一台仪器上，
Do you know what a lie detector is? No.
你知道测谎仪是什么吗？不知道
A lie detector is a machine that could tell if you're lying or telling the truth
测谎仪是一个可以知道你是在说谎还是在说实话的仪器
So you must always tell the truth, OK? OK. All right
所以你必须一直说实话，好吗？好的。好的。很好
And then, we're gonna put this on your head and we'll be all ready to go
我们现在要把这个放在你头上，然后就可开始了
Wow, that's right, he's got more gel than you, truth fairy? Yeah, yeah. Do you gel your hair? Yes. Okay
哇，对，实话仙女，他涂的发蜡比你还多吧？是的，是的。你会涂抹发蜡吗？会啊。好的
All right, um, let's start with your name. What is your name? Blake.
好的，呃，我们从你的名字开始吧，你叫什么名字？布雷克。
Okay, very good. How old are you Blake? Seven years old. Seven years old
好的，很好。布雷克，你几岁？七岁
What grade are you in? First grade
你上几年级？一年级
Do you like school? Yeah.
你喜欢上学吗？喜欢
Do you like school? No.
你喜欢上学吗？不喜欢
Why don't you like it? I'm bad at science.
为什么不喜欢上学？我自然科学很烂。
You're bad at science? Yeah. You don't like science? No. Is it boring? Yeah
你自然科学很烂？对。你不喜欢自然科学？不喜欢。因为它很无聊枯燥？对
What's courses do you like? Math. You like math? Yeah. Okay
你喜欢什么科目？数学。你喜欢数学？对
What's 8 plus 8? 16. 14.
八加八等于几？十六。是十四
Have you ever peed in the swimming pool? No
你有没有在游泳池里尿过尿？
A little bit? hold on, let me ask the truth fairy
尿过一点，对吧？等等，让我问一问实话仙女
Truth fairy, have you ever peed in the swimming pool? Yes. You? Yes. Yes. I think we all have. It's fun. it's great
实话仙女，你有在游泳池里尿过尿吗？尿过。你呢？有过。我就说嘛。我想我们都有过，很好玩啊。超好玩的
Sometimes I stand upon the side and pee into the swimming pool. It's a lot of fun
有时候，我直接站在池边往里面尿。超好玩啊
Um, what do you like better? Your mother or a puppy? My mother.
呃，你比较喜欢哪个？你妈还是小狗？我妈妈
Your mother. Why? Because she takes care of me.
为什么？因为她会照顾我
And puppies don't? No.
小狗不会。不会
Puppies only care about themselves. Yeah.
小狗只在乎自己？对
Puppies are very selfish. Yeah. Do you hate puppies? No
小狗很自私？对。你讨厌小狗吗？不
Do you hate puppies? Yes
你讨厌小狗吗？讨厌
Do you feel like I could get you to say anything with this machine? No. Yes
你觉得我用这台仪器就能让你把什么都招了，是不是？不觉得。是的。
Who do you think is smarter? Your mom or dad? Dad.
你觉得谁比较聪明？你妈还是你爸？爸爸
Dad. Why's dad smarter? Because he knows way more history. He knows more history.
爸爸，为什么爸爸比较聪明？他知道更多历史。他知道更多历史。
Does mom ever do dumb things? No. Does mom ever do dumb things? Yes. She does.
你妈妈干过蠢事吗？没干过。你妈妈干过蠢事吗？干过。她干过。
What kinds of dumb things does she do?
她做什么蠢事？
She says bad words. Oh, she says bad words. Like the really bad words? yeah
她说脏话。喔，她说脏话。很脏的话吗？是的
Whoa, do you ever say bad words? No.
喔，你说过脏话吗？没说过
Sometimes? A little bit. A little bit with your friends.
偶尔说过一两次吧？说过一些。和朋友在一起时说过一些。
What's your favorite bad words? Go f**k yourself.
你最喜欢说的脏话是什么？去你X的
That's one of my favorites, too. I don't know if we can continue with this. Thank You, Blake.
这也是我最爱的。我不知道怎么继续下去了。谢谢你，布雷克。
