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And one more thing, there's a, if there is one thing I don't care for its lying. Lying is...
还有件事儿，如果说有什么事情是我很排斥的话，那就是撒谎了。撒谎是……
is bad and I've been trying to put a stop to it, one child at a time. I conducted
撒谎是坏习惯，我希望能阻止这种现象，一次搞定一个小孩。我在
an interrogation, actually at my old elementary school in Brooklyn. I brought a fake lie detector
我上过的布鲁克林小学里搞了一次“审讯”。我带了一个假测谎仪
and a real Guillermo to get to the bottom of everything with a young man named Marlin. Enjoy
和真吉尔摩，套出小毛孩马尔文的所有秘密，请欣赏
Hello, how're you doing? Good
哈喽！你好吗？很好。
This is the truth fairy, he's gonna put a helmet on you and this helmet is connected to this machine
这位是实话仙女，他会把这个连接在测谎仪上的头盔给你带上
And this machine will tell me if you're telling the truth or not. it's called a lie detector machine, okay? Uh-huh
它会告诉我你说的是实话还是谎话。这叫做测谎仪，明白了吧？啊哈。
Okay, good, good, good. What is your name? Marlin. Marlin, how old are you? 6.
好的，很好。你叫什么名字？马尔文。马尔文。你多大了？六岁
What do you like to do for fun? Play basketball. Play basketball. Okay, very good
你平时喜欢玩什么？打篮球。打篮球。不错嘛
Do you like school? Yes. Do you like school? Yes
你喜欢上学吗？喜欢。你喜欢上学吗？喜欢
Is there some things you don't like about it? Yes. All right, very good
学校里是不是有你不喜欢的事情？是的。很好，很好
Have you ever cheated on a test? Yes
考试的时候做过弊吗？做过
Oh, what happened? Tell me about that
哦，怎么回事？说来听听
How did you do it? Good, I've got a 93
你是怎么干的？考得挺好，我考了93分
Yeah, but how did you cheat? I looked at my partner
厉害啊，但我问的是你是怎么做的？我偷看我的搭档
You, oh, you looked on your friends? Yes
哦，你偷看朋友的？是的
Were you worried that you might get caught? Nah
你不怕被老师逮着吗？才不怕呢
Nah? Why not? My teacher was looking at other people
不怕？为什么不怕啊？老师当时在看其他人
So really, It's the teacher's own fault then? Yeah. Yeah.
是吗，这么说是老师自己的错喽？对。对
Umm, let me ask you a question. Have you ever seen a naked lady? No! No! Yes
嗯，我来问你个问题，你见过裸女吗？没有！真的没有啊！见过
What happened? I saw my dad naked. You dad is a lady? No.
怎么回事？我见过我爸赤身裸体。你爸是女人啊？不是
What's the dumbest thing your parents do? My father says too many curses.
你父母做过最蠢的事是什么？我爸老说脏话
He does? Yeah, sometimes I say curses. You do? Yes. Like what? F**k
他说脏话？是的，有时候我也说脏话。你也说？是的。比如？卧槽
And did you get in trouble when you say that word? No. No?
你说这个词时就没挨过骂吗？没有。没有
Because nobody knows you say it? Yeah
因为没人知道你说脏话？是的
You have a girlfriend? Yes. What's her name? Jamie. Jamie
你有女朋友吗？有。她叫什么名字？婕米。婕米。
How old is she? 18. 18! Wow!! I met her at camp. You met her at camp
她多大了？十八岁。十八岁！！哇哦！我们是在露营的时候认识的。你们在露营的时候认识的
Do you think you might marry her? Uh, yeah. You do
你觉得你们会结婚吗？嗯，会的。你真想和她结婚
Do your parents know you're involved with an older woman? Yes. They do and do they approve? Yes
你爸妈知道你和比你大的女生谈恋爱吗？知道。他们知道，那他们同意吗？同意
They do? They're ok with you getting married? Yes
他们同意？他们同意你结婚？是的
Wow! My brother also has a girlfriend. He does? Yeah
哇哦！我弟弟也有女朋友。是吗？是啊
How old is he? Two. He's two. He has a girlfriend. How old is she? Was she 30? Three. What? Three. She's three. Yes
他多大了？两岁。两岁。两岁就有女朋友了？那他女友多大？30么？三岁。多大？三岁。她三岁。是的
You guys really like the older women, huh? Uh-huh。Well, I think we've learned a lot about you here, Marlin
看来你哥俩都喜欢姐弟恋啊？啊哈。好了，我们对你已经够了解了，马尔文
How about talk about yesterday? About yesterday? Yeah
你想知道昨天的事吗？昨天？对啊
What happened yesterday? I stepped into dog poop. I stepped into the gum
昨天发生了什么事？我踩到了狗屎，还踩到了口香糖
You stepped into dog poop and gum? Yes. Wow! Was the dog chewing gum? How did this happen?
你踩到了狗屎和口香糖？是的。哇哦！那只狗在嚼口香糖吗？是什么情况来着
Oh, I stepped into dog poop over my xxx. Then I showered. Then I stepped into gum with me and my dad were playing basketball. And then... You had a bad day yesterday, huh? No
哦，我踩到了狗屎，弄得鞋子上到处都是。然后我冲了一下澡。然后跟我爸打篮球的时候，我又踩到了口香糖，然后……你昨天挺倒霉的啊？不啊
Was it fun when you stepped in dog poop? Very! It was a lot of fun? Yeah
踩到狗屎好玩吗？很好玩！很好玩吧？是的
Well, sounds like you're enjoying the little things? What little things? Never mind, xx. Thank you, Marlin.
听起来你很享受生活中的小事情啊？什么小事情？没什么啦，谢谢你，马尔文。
