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I want to wish everyone a happy 2018. Happy New Year.
在这里先祝大家2018年新年快乐！
A lot of people are making New Year's resolutions. Some people are losing weight, while the President's losing his mind. And.....
许多人都许下了新年愿望，有些人想减肥，但小特却得了失心疯。
I mean....You must have heard about this. After his mental health was questioned in a new book,
大家一定听说了，在一本刚刚出版的新书中，小特的精神健康遭受了质疑，
President Trump went on Twitter and said that he's a "very stable genius."
小特在“推特”上表示称，他是一个精神“稳定”的天才。
Trump said it was an accident. He was trying to edit his OkCupid bio.
小特说这是意外，他其实是想编辑一本关于“OkCupid”（约会应用）的自传。
That's right. Trump tweeted that he's a genius, and he said, in fact, that's what the "J" in Donald J. Trump stands for. Donald Jenius Trump.
没错，小特在“推特”里说他是个天才，他还是这就是“特”的含义，特朗普中的特是天才的意思。
This was all started by this new book about the White House called Fire and Fury.
所有的这一切都是因为一本叫做《烈火与愤怒》的书，这本书写了白宫的是是非非。
At first, Trump didn't care because he thought Fire and Fury was just a new flavor of Doritos. I love it.
起初，小特不以为然，他还以为《烈火与愤怒》是立体脆薯片的新口味，我太喜欢了。
A lot of weird stuff in there. For instance, it says that Trump insists on stripping his own sheets.
书里面写了一些特别奇怪的事情，比如小特坚持自己换床单。
He said one maid did such a bad job making his bed, you could barely tell it was a racecar. Good night. Tuck me in.
他说服务生的工作太糟糕了，你还以为这是车祸现场呢，晚安，把我塞进去。
Well, this wasn't any huge surprise. The book says that Donald and Melania have separate bedrooms.
这还不是什么大事，书上还说小特和梅拉尼娅不住在一起。
Yep, Trump sleeps in the White House master bedroom, while Melania sleeps in New York City. And...Hey-oh!
小特住在大卧室，梅拉尼娅却住在纽约，哦哦。
Yesterday, Trump aide Stephen Miller went on CNN to defend the President.
昨天，小特的助手史蒂芬·米勒做客美国有线电视新闻网，前来拥护小特。
Everyone's talking about how Jake Tapper cut him off. But I noticed he had a very interesting way of saying the word "dynasty." Check this out.
所有人都在谈论杰克·泰伯是如何打断他的，但我注意到了一个特别有意思的词，他在说“王朝”这个词时非常有意思。
The reality is that the President is a political genius who took down the Bush dynasty, who took down the Clinton dynasty.
其实特朗普总统是一位政界天才，他打败了布什王朝，打败了克林顿王朝。
My favorite show is Duck Din-asty and.....Somewhere Trump was like what an i-diot.
我最喜欢的节目是“Duck”王朝，小特一定在说这个傻子。
Over the weekend, Eric Trump celebrated his 34th birthday at a Mexican restaurant, and he and Don Jr. wore sombreros,
上周末，埃里克·特朗普在一家墨西哥餐厅庆祝了他的34岁生日，他和小特朗普都戴了宽边帽。
which backfired when their dad had them deported. And....it is...it is...You just hate...You never know, yeah. Yeah, just one mistake.
老爸把他们驱逐出去了，现在适得其反了，只是痛恨，你永远不知道，这只是个错误。
Hey, the Golden Globes were last night, and Seth Meyers did a great job hosting, didn't he?
金球奖昨晚举行了，塞斯·梅耶斯的主持相当精彩。
who was very funny. But everybody's talking about the big speech Oprah made.
他非常风趣，所有人都在谈论奥普拉昨天的演讲。
And a lot of people are saying that maybe she should run for President.
许多人说她可以去竞选总统了。
It'll be weird at her State of the Union when Congress keeps checking under their seats for a free car.
那么在她发表国情咨文的同时，国会一定会在椅子底下寻找免费汽车。
You get a car, you get a car, you get a car!
你有汽车，你有汽车，你也有汽车。
But this could be a big story. In fact, two of Oprah's close friends said that she's thinking about running in 2020.
真的有可能哦，奥普拉的两个闺蜜说她正在考虑参选2020年总统选举。
While two of Trump's close friends said please don't refer to us as Trump's close friends.
但两名小特的密友说，在外人面前不要说我们是小特的朋友。
