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There are over 1.6 million apps on apple's app store.
苹果的应用商店里有超过160多万个应用软件
And you may not realize this but almost 12 of those apps are actually useful.
但你可能没有意识到的是 真正有用的大概只有12个
That's why we play this game and this game we like to call apptitude.
所以我们要来个游戏 叫做天赋
You got the attitude, we've got the apptitude yeah
你有自己的天赋 我们都有天赋 耶
Now here's how the game works.
游戏规则是这样的
I'm going to describe an app and you the audience will decide if the app is real or if the app is fake, OK.
我来描述一个软件 你们告诉我这个软件是真实存在的还是假的 好吗
You just shout out what do you think is real or fake, OK.
不管你觉得是真的还是假的 把答案大声说出来 好吗
Let's start with an easy one, OK.
我们先来一个简单的
This one is called the late late show app, all right.
这个软件叫做深夜秀
It's this show's official app, OK.
就是这个节目的官方软件
With this app you can find out who our upcoming guests are,
有了这个软件 你可以知道我们下期节目的嘉宾
watch your favorite clips, and you can try out our game Angry Cords.
看你最喜欢的片段 还可以玩我们的游戏 《愤怒的绳子》
Which is a completely original idea in games where you fling little flying James Cordens into a pig's lair.
我们这个主意是原创的 在游戏里面 你可以把小小的詹姆斯·柯登发射到猪圈里去
All of this and more on the official late late show app.
除了这些 深夜秀软件还有很多别的功能
So what I want you to do is tell me if you think this app is real or is it fake?
所以 你们告诉我这个软件是真的还是假的
What do you think? The official late late show app—Real!
你们猜猜看 官方深夜秀软件——真的
Unanimously real.
一直认为是真的哈
You think real? You think real?
你们觉得是真的吗 你觉得是真的吗
OK. Well, I can tell you—I can tell you that it's fake.
好吧 我来告诉你——是假的
I know. I know. But it sounds amazing.
我懂 我懂 但这个主意听起来还不错
Doesn't it?
对吧
Too bad there's nothing we can do about it.
很遗憾我们没法做出来这个软件
Everyone seems to think it's real.
大家都觉得这个软件是真的
So the ball's very much in your court, CBS.
看你的了 CBS
All right. Let's try another. This is an app called blow me, OK.
好 接着看下一个 这个软件叫吹我
You're better than that.
你们可以不这么下流的
This is an app called blow me.
这个软件的名字叫吹我
The app is essentially Uber for hairstylists, OK?
这个软件简直是是发型师界的优步
So they come to wherever you are and they just give you a blowout.
不管你在哪 发型师都能赶来为你吹头发
Like maybe you forgot you were nominated for an Oscar and the academy awards start in 45 minutes. Blow me.
比如 你想起你获得了奥斯卡提名 而颁奖典礼45分钟后就要开始了 来给我做个造型
Or maybe you just want to feel pretty at 3:00 a.m.
或者你凌晨三点突然想打扮漂亮一点
You know what? Blow me.
怎么办 用吹我找人做造型
You've got a first date. Blow me.
你要参加一次约会 用吹我找人做造型
No matter the situation. Blow me.
不管是什么场合 都可以用吹我找人做造型
So you tell me blow me, is it real or is it fake? What do you think?
那么告诉我 吹我是真实存在的还是假的 你们说呢
Real!
真的
I can tell you you are absolutely right. It is real. It is.
我要告诉你们的是 回答正确 是真的有这个软件
Why would you call it blow me? Why would you—
你们为什么要叫吹我 为什么——
I had to download that for the show, and now I know that if my wife ever finds it,
为了录节目 我还要下这个软件 如果被我妻子看到了
I would then have to order her a blow out just to prove that that's what the app is,
我还要给她定一次造型 才能证明这个软件到底是干嘛的
it's where you order a blowout, OK.
就是找人做造型而已 好吗
How about this one?
这个呢
All right. This one is called Grindr plus.
好 这个叫做基达加
You all know Grindr is, right.
你们都知道基达是干嘛的吧
This app is just like Grindr, but for $20 a month,
这个软件跟基达差不多 但是只要每个月花20刀
this plus version gives you access to hunkier men,
这款基达的升级版就能帮你找到肌肉男
you know, the real gold, right, guys that wouldn't waste their time on regular Grindr.
你知道的 这才是真正的价值 人们就不需要在普通的基达软件上浪费时间了
So guys, let's check this. This is Jeffrey who is on Grindr plus.
我们来看看这个 这是基达加的用户杰弗瑞
There's this guy Kevin who is into reading,
这是凯文 喜欢读书
or there's this guy Cole who's into reading and also likes to cook.
这是寇尔 喜欢读书和做饭
Wouldn't mind a side of that Cole slaw.
蔬菜沙拉还有这一面哈
What do you think? Grindr plus, is it real or is it fake? What do you think?
你们猜猜看 基达加 是真的还是假的 你们怎么看
Reggie?
雷吉
It's got to be fake.
假的
What did you say?
你说什么
It's got to be fake.
肯定是假的
You're absolutely right. It is fake.
完全正确 是假的
So if you want to meet hunky men, you've got to do it the old fashioned way.
所以你要是想找肌肉男 你还是要按传统的方式来
You've got to a gym and pretend that you're really into lifting weights, OK.
去体育馆假装成自己很喜欢举重的样子
What about this last one? This app is called Acapella, right.
最后一个呢 这个软件叫做阿卡贝拉
This is an app where you record yourself singing different harmonies,
你可以用这个软件录不同的和声
and then you can match them all together to make one song.
然后可以把和声叠加在一起做成一首歌
This is the perfect app for people who like Acapella but don't have any friends,
这个软件简直是那些喜欢阿卡贝拉又没朋友的人的救星
which is coincidentally everyone who likes Acapella.
巧合的是 每个人都喜欢阿卡贝拉
So what do you think? Is this real or is this fake? Real!
你们怎么看 真的假的 真的
You're absolutely right. It is. It's real.
完全正确 是真的
And Reggie and myself have already recorded four different parts of the late late show theme song.
而且我和雷吉已经录了深夜秀主题曲的四个不同的部分
So who here would like to be the third member of our new band?
在场的哪位想成为我们乐队的第三位成员
Oh, a woman went straight up there.
哇 那位女士直接站起来了
OK. Let's go and have a look. OK.
好 我们来看看
You sing? You sing? Are you good?
你会唱歌吗 你会唱吗 唱的好吗
Do you want to do it? OK. Come here.
你想来试试吗 好 过来这边
Hello. How are you? I'm good.
你好 最近怎么样 挺好的
OK. Come this way. OK.
好的 这边来以下
What's your name? Chandler.
你叫什么名字 钱德勒
Hi, Chandler. Hi.
你好 钱德勒 你好
That must be annoying.
你应该很不开心吧
I'll pay you back later. Yeah.
我待会儿给你钱 好吧
Could I be wearing anymore clothes?
我能多穿点吗
Yeah. Oh, my god. You're horrible. Yeah.
我天 你问得太尖锐了
Why are you annoyed at her?
你为什么生她的气
I think she can sing. So I feel like we should do this together.
我觉得她会唱歌 所以我想我们可以一起
I think you should do it on your own.
我觉得你一个人就行
So do you know the theme song to the late late show? Yes, I do.
你会唱深夜秀的主题曲吗 会
You do. You know. All right. Reggie, give us a recap just so we can hear it.
你会啊 很好 那雷吉 再唱一次大家一起听一遍
Are you ready all to have some fun and feel the love tonight
今晚我们要放肆的玩 感受大家的爱 你们准备好了吗
It's the late late show the late late show
这里是深夜秀 深夜秀
It's the late late show
这里是深夜秀
Do you got it?
学会了吗
Yeah, I think so.
嗯
Now you hold on to that.
好 你拿着话筒
Now there aren't really lyrics, Reggie, you sort of make the lyrics up.
其实根本没有歌词 雷吉 歌词是你自己编的
As long as you get the melody.
你学会旋律就行
Da, da, da, da, da.
用哒 哒 哒 哒 哒唱出来
Exactly like that.
就这样
So Reggie and I have recorded the background.
我和雷吉已经录好了背景音乐
We go, dun, dun, dun, then you come in. OK. OK.
我们开始铛铛铛的时候 你就开始唱 好吗 好
Are you ready? Yeah.
准备好了吗 准备好了
All right. OK. So I am going to film you here. OK.
好 我来帮你录
Come on. You've got this. OK.
加油 你可以的 嗯
Are you ready to have some fun
我们要放肆的玩 准备好了吗
It's the late night show
这里是深夜秀
It's the late night show
这里是深夜秀
Oh, ladies and gentlemen!
女士们先生们
That was fantastic! You were great! Well done, that was great!
太棒了 你太厉害了 很棒 唱的太好了
