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Here's what people are talking about. Did you guys hear about this?
最近谈论最多的话题来看看，你们听说了吗？
Apparently President Trump wants to hold a big military parade in Washington.
小特希望在华盛顿举办别开生面的阅兵仪式。
Yeah, it would have tanks, airplanes, and soldiers marching.
没错，仪式将包括坦克、飞机和士兵行进。
And at the end of the parade, Trump would be like wait. where's Santa?
到仪式的最后，小特绝对会问圣诞老人在哪？
I was looking at Trump's schedule today, and I saw that he's hosting a National Prayer Breakfast Dinner.
我看了小特的日程表，发现他将举行国家祈祷早餐会。
I guess the only way you can get Trump to attend an event is by having two meals in the title.
我觉得让小特参加早餐会的唯一方法是在标题上写上两道菜名。
You go like tomorrow I'm hosting a charity brunch lunch.
就像这样，明天我要举办国家祈祷早午餐会。
But get this, you guys. The trump administration is thinking about adding work requirements and raising rent
听听这个，小特政府认为对于住在经济适用房中的居民，
for people living in public housing. Americans are like, great.
应该对他们有工作要求，并且要增加佣金，美国人听完感言，太棒了。
Let's start with the White House. Ho! Hey-oh! Perfect. Hoh!
那就先从白宫开始吧，完美。
This is going viral. Did you see this clip of Trump boarding Air Force One? Did you see this? Yeah. Yes.
这个视频传疯了，你们看小特登上空军一号的视频了吗，看了。
We've all seen the wind do some crazy things to Donald Trump's hair, but nothing quite like this. No.
强烈的风给小特的头发吹得稀巴烂，但这次完全不一样。
Take a look. This is real. All right. Oh, boy! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Ho! Yikes. All right. Yeah. Ohh!
来看看，这是真事，哈哈哈，哦哦。
Did his head just flash me? Yeah. I mean, I have no idea what I just saw. What did I just see? Could've been pixelated.
他的头闪了我一下，没错，我不知道我看到了什么，我看到了什么，不可能是打了马赛克。
Is anyone else kind of relieved that there wasn't a face on the back of his head? Cause it was like...
他头后面看起来像一张脸，其实没有，大家可以放心了，就像这样。
This is pretty cool, though. Elon Musk. That dude is interesting.
下面这个太酷了，埃隆·马斯克，他太有趣了。
I like what he did. He just does crazy, I love the guy.
我喜欢他，他干了许多疯狂的事，我喜欢他。
So he wants to send humans to Mars, so he just launched an unmanned rocket that was the biggest ever to make it into space.
他希望将人类送上月球，这次他将无人火箭送往了太空，这是迄今为止最大的火箭。
And he said that it would either be a success or a great fireworks display,
他说这次发射就两个结果，一个是成功，一个是精彩的烟火表演，
which is also what my dad says whenever he deep-fries a turkey.
这也是我爸爸经常说的，尤其是在他炸火鸡的时候。
He's like hold onto your eyebrows! The big news back on Earth is that Kylie Jenner finally announced the name of her baby.
他会说保护好你的眉毛，回到地球，凯莉·詹娜宣布了孩子的姓名。
Whew. That's right. It is Stormi, with an I Oh. Yeah.
没错，名字叫飓风。
which means her next three kids will be named Sunny, Cloudy, and Chance of Meatballs.
这就意味着接下来的三个孩子一定叫，阳光、阴天和天降美食。
You guys, Valentine's Day is coming up, and I saw that two restaurants here in New York City
情人节马上要来了，两家纽约餐馆
were just named in OpenTable's 100 most romantic restaurants in America. Yep.
进入了“OpenTable”订餐平台评选的100家最浪漫餐厅榜单，没错。
They picked The River Cafe in Brooklyn. And then long shot is Chili's Too at LaGuardia. Really?! Wow!
一个是布鲁克林的“河咖啡厅”，还有一个出人意料，是拉瓜迪亚的“Chili's Too”餐厅，真的？
Well, this is kind of crazy. A new study finds that McDonald's French fries can actually help cure baldness.
这个疯狂了，新研究显示麦当劳的薯条可以治愈秃头。
So it's a great choice for guys, skinny and bald or fat and hairy?
人们有了新选择，是瘦骨如柴加秃顶，还是肥胖臃肿加发多。
Finally, I heard that a Girl Scout in San Diego is being investigated for selling cookies outside a marijuana dispensary.
最后一条，圣地亚哥一位女童军正在接受调查，原因是她在一家大麻药房外售卖饼干。
If it's true, she'll be given the badge for Smartest Girl Scout Ever.
如果是真的，她将被授予最聪明的女童军勋章。
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
今晚的节目非常精彩，掌声送给紫根合唱团。
