地点：中央公园咖啡馆
人物：罗斯，查理，乔伊，瑞秋，钱德勒
事件：罗斯被选中在国际古生物学研讨会上担任主要演讲者，他邀请老友们都出席。

Ross: Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
罗斯：猜猜谁被选出来在全国古生物学研讨会上担任主要演讲者？
Charlie: Umh... Kurts Baley?
查理：嗯……克茨·百利？
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract? Well, why are you laughing?
罗斯：才怪！他什么时候在最后期限前提交过摘要？你在笑什么？
Joey: Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!
乔伊：只是……感受古生物学家是个什么样子……这很有趣！
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
查理：所以你被选上当主要演讲者！是谁决定的？
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
罗斯：佘曼教授，我今天要跟他开会。
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
查理：他是个很难去说服的人。
Ross: Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.
罗斯：嗯……我想我知道该如何唬住他。
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
瑞秋：哦……你该不会要变魔术吧？
Ross: Tsz... No!
罗斯：啧……当然不会！
Chandler: Hey guys!
钱德勒：嘿，大伙!
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I-I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
罗斯：大伙，等一下。哦，我想问你们一件事。我，我，我可能会在古生物学会议中演讲，而如果我能选上的话，我希望你们都能来听。
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
钱德勒：我想，我只能保守地说，我们全部都会有些家庭方面的问题，工作上的事情，或生病的问题。
Ross: It's in Barbados.
罗斯：在巴巴多斯。
Chandler: But you come first!
钱德勒：但你永远都是第一位的！