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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite My dumb bet stories from you guys.
接下来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的“最无语打赌”。
This first one is from @gumgumerson. Oh. Interesting first name. Gum. He says
第一个来自@gumgumerson，哦不错，很有趣的名字，口香糖，他说
One time on vacation, I bet my dad I could catch more lizards than him. For the whole week,
有一次放假，我和爸爸打赌，我说我能抓住更多的蜥蜴，一个礼拜过去了，
I was woken up by him putting lizards in my face and yelling scoreboard.
我被爸爸叫醒了，原因是他把蜥蜴都放在了我的脸上，并叫嚷到计分板！
Grow up, dude. Wake up! This next one's from @missgreenwalt.
长大吧孩子，醒来吧，下一个来自@missgreenwalt。
She says when I was kid, I bet my sister my bed because it was the biggest thing I owned.
她说她小的时候和妹妹赌她的床，因为这个床是她拥有的最大物件。
When I lost, my mom said I had to give it to her so I'd learn the consequences of gambling.
但我赌输了，妈妈说我要把床给她，因为这样我就可以从赌博中吸取教训。
So my sister was nine and had two beds. Yeah! Hey. Living the life, man. Yeah. Two beds.
如今我妹妹九岁，有两张床，太棒了，让生活增添光彩，两张床。
This one's from @mrcooperclark. He says I once won 10 dollars because mu friend insisted his name was Samuelel Jackson.
这个来自@mrcooperclark，他说和朋友打赌赢了10美金，因为他的朋友坚持要叫山姆芋儿·杰克逊。
Samuelel. Samuel. Samuelel, Samuelel. Yeah, from the Bible. Samuelel. Yeah.
山姆芋儿，山姆芋儿，山姆芋儿，出自《圣经》，没错。
This one's from @logylogues. Oh, logy logues.
这个来自@logylogues，logy logues啊。
I wonder if they're friends with Gum Gumerson. Yeah, yeah.
我想他的朋友应该叫嘉木·嘉木尔森，没错。
He says in 2011 I bet a haircut on the Patriots/Giants Super Bowl. This was the outcome. There you go.
他说2011年他因为爱国者队和纽约巨人队的比赛打赌，结果是...
Oh! That's pretty bad. That's a pretty bad bet right there, yeah. Now you gotta pay the bets.
这太糟了，这个打赌太悲惨了，为此付出了代价。
Lost by a hair. Oh. Oh! That's all right. Don't get hurt, anybody.
头发没了，没错，不要因为打赌受伤朋友们。
This one's from @CraigLefferts. He said I got cocky one day and bet 1000 dollars on my kid's little league game.
下一个来自@CraigLefferts，他说有一天他有点自大过头，为孩子的联赛赌了一千美金。
He was really confused why Daddy was crying when the game was over. It's like....
比赛结束时，爸爸非常难过，当时我还觉得非常不解，就像这样。
I just thought the Tigers had a chance, that's all. Let's go get ice cream! When you lost.
我原以为老虎队有希望呢，完了，去吃点冰淇淋吧！
This one's from @vestureuk. He says I lost a bet and as a result, I'm now the proud owner of a
下一个来自@vestureuk，他说我打赌输了，所以
Prawn Tina Turner tattoo with the tagline shrimply the best.
我弄了一个蒂娜·特纳的纹身，并加了一条口号“虾王”。
Okay. Oh, my God. Oh. Why would you bet that? Wow. Wow. What would be worth it?
老天，值得吗？老天，为什么打这个赌？
That's fantastic. This last one's from @rockefeller88.
太棒了，最后一个来自@rockefeller88。
He says my friend bet me I wouldn't eat semi-chewed gum off of a gas pump.
他说我最好的朋友跟我打赌，说我不会吃黏在汽油泵上的口香糖。
Unfortunately, I won. There you go, everybody. Those are my Tonight Show Hashtags.
但我赢了，这就是《今夜秀》的井号小故事。
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
查询更多节目，请登录“tonightshow.com/hashtags”。
