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I'm sure you all use Google to search for things on the internet.
我相信大家都用谷歌搜东西
Google keeps track of everything you search for,
谷歌会记录你搜索的任何东西
but what you might not know is they also keep track of everything that has never been googled,
不过大家可能不知道 他们还会记录你从来没搜过的东西
and I have a list that I found, right here.
我发现了一个清单
These are some things that have never been googled ever.
这些是从未被谷歌过的东西
Here's the first thing that's never been googled, "How can I get my breath to smell more like my elderly piano teacher's?"
第一个是 “怎么让自己的口气闻起来更像老钢琴教师的？”
No one's googled that. Here's another one nobody's googled.
从来没人搜过这个 还有另一个没人搜过的
"Sexy mimes" hasn't been googled. Also, no one has googled, "How do I get my kids to stay up all night?"
没有人搜过“性感的模仿” 也没人搜过“怎么让自己的孩子熬通宵？”
No one. Also, no one has googled, "Why are there so many cashiers open at Rite Aid?"
没人搜过 也没人搜索“为什么来爱德有那么多开着的出纳员？”
Has not been googled.
没人搜过
And finally, this has also never been googled, "Greyhound bus station-themed birthday party."
最后 还有这个 “灰狗火车站-主题生日派对”
No. No.
没有 没有
If you think of something that's never been googled post it on Twitter with the hashtag #NeverBeenGoogled.
如果你想到一些从未被谷歌过的东西 发在推特上 带上NeverBeenGoogled的标签
