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I don't know how many of you are on Facebook.
不知道有多少人用Facebook
I'm kidding. I know exactly how many of you.
说着玩的 我知道有多少人用
I have all your information.
我有你们所有人的信息
Mark Zuckerberg apologized in front of Congress for the breach that happened at Facebook.
马克·扎克伯格在国会前为Facebook的违规行为道歉了
And for some reason, they've just issued another apology. Take a look.
出于某些原因 他们又发布了另一个道歉 看一下
Recently, 87 million Facebook users had their personal data improperly shared.
最近 8700万Facebook用户的数据被不当分享
This is not OK. We're sorry.
这很糟糕 我们很抱歉
And we're working to do everything we can to protect the personal information of our Facebook users, like Ben in San Diego, California.
我们正在竭尽全力保护Facebook用户的个人隐私 比如这位加利福尼亚圣地亚哥的本
We want to protect all the messages you've sent, especially the ones you sent to your ex when you were drunk.
我们想保护你发的每一条消息 尤其是你喝醉时发给你前任的信息
We understand that you still have feelings for Kayla.
我们明白你依然爱着凯拉
And we're committed to keeping those messages private.
我们会努力让这些信息成为秘密
Ben, we've also noticed that you've been scrolling through old photos of Kayla quite often.
本 我们还注意到你还会经常翻看凯拉的旧照片
Other people say that it's unhealthy, but that's not for us to judge.
有些人说这很不健康 不过这不关我们的事
We just count the number of times you've looked at her profile photo, which is 648 times.
我们计算了你查看她相册的次数 是648次
We save that data. And we make sure that nobody else can see it.
我们把这数据保存了下来 确保没人能看见
Because that's your private data. And it's none of our business.
因为那是你的个人数据 跟我们无关
Even though, based on our analysis, Kayla is much happier with Steve than she was with you.
即便如此 根据我们的分析 凯拉跟史蒂夫在一起的时候比跟你在一起开心多了
Face it, Ben. You were lucky to have her in the first place.
面对现实吧 本 幸好你是先来者居上
Kayla's a strong, smart woman.
凯拉很坚强聪明
And based on projections we've made using your Facebook data, you will never be able to fully satisfy her, financially or sexually.
我们根据你的Facebook数据进行了推测 你绝对满足不了她 无论是经济上还是身体上
Where were we? Privacy. Privacy is very important to us.
说到哪儿了？隐私 隐私对我们很重要
At Facebook, we love privacy like Kayla loves Steve. But definitely not Ben.
在Facebook 我们对隐私的爱就像凯拉对史蒂夫的爱 但肯定不是本
