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Welcome back to TNN, the only news network that tells the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Vlad.
欢迎收看TNN，这是唯一一个讲真话的新闻电台，我们不说假话，请帮助我老普。
Let's get to tonight's big story. Me. Everyone is still talking about my big summit with Putin.
来看看今晚的大新闻，那就是我，目前人们正在谈论我和普京的峰会。
It got huge ratings. H-u-u-uge. I would do it all over again if I could.
这个峰会的收视率超高，超高，如果可以的话，我还会举行峰会。
Or maybe I would not if I could not. It's a real woulda coulda, wouldn't shoulda should not woulda,
或者如果不能我就不能，这是真的能和不能的讨论，不能或者能，
coulda wouldn't, would not could not shouldn't situation.
不能或能，或不能的情况。
Anyway, some people are upset because I said I believe Putin more than I believe our own intelligence agencies.
不管怎样，许多人感到不安，因为相比于我们的情报部门，我更相信普京。
They're very upset. That's not true. I love our intelligence agencies.
他们感到不安，这不是真的，我爱我们的情报部门。
I have all my faith in the FBI, CIA, NCIS, CVS, and Law Order: SVU.
我相信联邦调查局，中情局，海军罪案调查处，CVS药房以及《法律与秩序:特殊受害者》。
In other important news, me again. I just went on a big, exciting European vacation.
其它重要新闻，依然是我，我走访了欧洲，这是一次激动人心的旅程。
I saw so many great sights, Big Ben, Parliament, Big Baby, Parliament, Big Ben.
我看到了许多景点，大本钟，议会大厦，大孩子，议会大厦，大本钟。
While I was there, I also met everyone's favorite grandma, Queen Elizabeth.
在欧洲，我还遇到了敬爱的奶奶伊丽莎白女王。
It was a little awkward 'cause when she first saw my hair, she took it for a walk with one of her corgis.
我有点尴尬，因为当她第一次看到我的头发时，她带着我的头发，还有威尔士矮脚狗一起遛弯。
But I love getting to inspect the Royal Guard, or as I like to call them, the British Rockettes.
但我喜欢检阅皇家卫队，我喜欢称他们为火箭女郎舞蹈团。
Nextly, sports. I'd like to congratulate the French for winning the World Cup.
下面是体育新闻，我先要祝贺法国取得世界杯冠军。
France is a fantastic country. I love their toast. Also in France, they call soccer football.
法国很棒，我喜欢他们的吐司，还是法国，他们将soccer称之为football。
But it's more like foosball, except the players are real, they aren't people made out of wood.
但这更像是桌上足球，除了球员是真的，他们可不是木头做的。
They are people made out of wouldn't. That should clear things up.
他们是“不应该”做的，它可以处理很多事情。
Oh, the lights are going out again. That means we have to go to commercial break.
灯又灭了，下面到了广告时间了。
We'll be right back with more TNN, everybody.
广告之后接着TNN节目。
