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Online, the people who already don't like the president or criticizing him for coming here.
网上有一些本来就不喜欢总统的人或者吐槽他来这里的人。
President Bush would get the same thing when he did the TV show. This is the nature of the job I guess,
布什总统上电视节目时也有类似的遭遇。我想这是工作性质决定的吧，
especially now that we have twitter. But I think it's important to remember that presidents are people too.
尤其是现在我们有了推特。但是我觉得有一点很重要，我们要记住，总统也是人。
And from time to time, we give celebrities the chance to read about some the mean things people tweet about them.
我们时不时会邀请一些名人来朗读关于他们的恶毒推文。
And tonight, we extend that same courtesy to our command in chief. And
而今晚，我们就请我们的三军统帅来做同样的事情。
With that said, it's time now for an all president Obama edition of mean tweets.
说到这里，接下来就是奥巴马总统的恶毒推文特辑。
Obama's hair is looking grayer these days. Can't imagine why since he doesn't seem to be one bit worried about all that's going on.
最近奥巴马的头发瞧着更花白了。真搞不懂是为什么，因为这家伙貌似一点都不关心国家大事啊。
Is there any way we could fly Obama to some golf course halfway around the world and just leave him there?
能不能把奥巴马送到世界上的某个高尔夫球场，然后把他仍在那里？
Well, RWSurferGirl, I think that's a great idea.
好吧，RW冲浪女孩，我也觉得这主意不错。
A 30 rack of Coors Light is 23 dollars now at Sun Stop. Thanks, Obama.
30瓶一箱的银子弹啤酒，在Sun Stop都买到了23块钱了。真得“感激”奥巴马啊。
How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears. That's pretty good.
怎样让奥巴马两眼放光呢？用手电筒照他的耳朵。这招不错嘛。
Somebody send Obama some lifehacks on how to be a good president. Haha. Like, I bet that would help. lol
谁能给奥巴马传授点经验，教他怎么当好总统？哈哈，我打赌这一定有帮助。哈哈哈
You know, the "lol" is redundant when you have the "haha".
其实吧，“你既然都说了“haha”，再说“lol”就显得多余了哈。
I'm alright with the President wearing jeans. I'm not alright with the President wearing THOSE jeans.
总统穿牛仔裤我没啥意见，我有意见的是他穿那种牛仔裤。
Can I just say something?
我能说两句吗？
Yeah, Jimmy. I think that's mean, and I don't think there's anything wrong with the jeans you wear.
可以啊，吉米。我觉得这话说得过分了，我觉得你穿的牛仔裤很好啊。
Jimmy, I think they've got a point.
吉米，我觉得他们说的有道理。
Have you been working out?
你最近有在健身吗？
Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. Are you sad that the video was over? Well, subscribe to our YouTube channel, and you'll never be sad again, ever.
嗨，我是吉米·鸡毛。视频结束了，你难过吗？哎呀，请订阅我们的YouTube频道吧，那么你就再也不会难过了。
