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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite #MyWeirdFears from you guys. Here we go.
来和大家分享一些最奇怪的恐惧小故事，来看看。
This first one's from @MrKdub. He says I've always been afraid of birds flying indoors.
第一个来自@MrKdub，他说我一直害怕室内飞进鸟。
Outside is fine. Inside, they only have one place to go: beak-first into my eyes.
外面还好，但室内的小鸟只有一个目的地，那就是冲着我的眼睛而去。
Yes. This one's from @sjrMDR. She says when I lived alone and would come home at night,
这个来自@sjrMDR，她说我一人居住时，晚上回到家，
I would throw the door open and yell NYPD！before I walked in. I lived in Dallas.
我会在进门之前将门敞开，并大叫到“纽约警察署”，之后进门，我居住在达拉斯。
This one's from @CassssyMillller. She says when I have to pop open one of those Pillsbury biscuit tubes,
这个来自@CassssyMillller，她说当我打开Pillsbury饼干桶，
I'm so afraid they'll explode that I find the longest spoon I can, stand really far away, and whack at it. It's like...
我害怕它会爆炸，我会寻找最长的勺子，离饼干桶远一点，之后向它砸去。
I do the same thing. Doonk! This one's from @armyofangelss.
我也这么做，咚咚，这个来自@armyofangelss。
She says I'm so afraid of accidentally liking someone's post from 18 months ago that I
她说我害怕会无意间喜欢18个月前别人的帖子，
have a secret account just for Instagram stalking.
我有个秘密账号，就是用来在Instagram上跟踪的。
This one's from @tashh-woahh. She says I won't brush my hair outside because I'm scared the hairs will somehow
这个来自@tashh-woahh，她说我不会在外面梳头，因为我害怕头发
end up at the scene of a crime and I'll be blamed for it.
会落到犯罪现场，而我要为别人顶包。
It was Tash. Didn't think about that. This one's from @Padfoot93.
那是小胡子，没想过，这个来自@Padfoot93。
She says whenever I go to a restaurant, I always wait for my friends to start eating before I do,
她说无论什么时候去餐馆，我总会等待朋友们先吃，
just in case the food is poisoned.
万一食物有毒呢。
That's nice. Go ahead. No, go ahead. This one's from @usertalia.
不错，继续继续，这个来自@usertalia。
She says I never shower while it's storming, because I'm afraid I'll get zapped by lightning coming
她说我从来不会在暴风雨时洗澡，因为我害怕被雷电杀死，
through the shower head. I just don't want to die naked.
雷电是通过喷头来的，我不想死的时候光着身子。
And this last one here is from @Melen-Dez. He says whenever I get pulled over,
最后一个来自@Melen-Dez，他说每次我停车时，
I start panicking that there might be drugs in the car. I've never even used drugs.
我都会害怕，我害怕车里会有毒品，我从来不吸毒。
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