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Barack Obama is the Nickelback of presidents.
奥巴马就是总统中的Nickelback（加拿大著名的五分钱乐队，暗指其成绩颇受争议但却有大量脑残粉）。
Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles. @woodstockdave. Thanks Dave
奥巴马连点皇堡不加酸黄瓜都协商不好。你脑洞真大，戴夫。
I bet Obama likes mustard on his hotdogs because he's gross. @duckpunks
我敢说奥巴马喜欢在热狗上加芥末，因为他很恶心。
Just found out my daughter shares a birthday with Obama. PUKE! (in caps). @momof4munchkins
刚发现我闺女和奥巴马同一天生日。大写的“呕吐”。
Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look.
奥巴马跳舞跟他的牛仔裤一样辣眼睛。（他常被批在正式场合穿牛仔裤，而且都很难看）
You know, this jeans thing. This is so old. That was years ago. Come on!
要我说，牛仔裤这个梗也太古老了吧。那都是多少年前的事了。还揪着不放！
My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks. it isn't even conditioning my hair. I blame Obama.
我妈买了新的护发素，特烂，一点都不管用。都怪奥巴马。
Barack Obama, bro, do you even lift!?
奥巴马，老兄，你能举重么！？（lift的意思是do weight lifting）
Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban Cigars, that's worth something.
这个嘛，我解禁了古巴雪茄，这挺有分量吧。（lift有“举起”和“解除”两种意思）
Barack Obama is the sharknado of presidents. Loud, stupid, and over-hyped. #Sharknado4
奥巴马是总统中的《鲨卷风》（无脑大鲨鱼惊悚片），又吵、又傻且吹捧过度。#鲨卷风4
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of United States! Exclamation point. @realDonaldTrump
奥巴马总统将会以美国史上最烂的总统身份下台！
Well, @realDonaldTrump. At least I will go down as a president.
呃，唐纳德·川普。起码我是以总统身份下台的。（当时奥巴马认为希拉里会获胜，SAD！）
A 30 rack of Coors Light is 23 dollars now at Sun Stop. Thanks, Obama.
30瓶一箱的银子弹啤酒，在Sun Stop都买到了23块钱了。真得“感激”奥巴马啊。
