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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite why I'm single stories from you guys.
来和大家分享一些“我为什么依旧单身”故事。
Here we go. This first one's from @RickyP3rd He says I took a girl to the movies for our first date.
来看看，第一个来自@RickyP3rd，他说我们第一次约会看了电影。
She leaned in for a kiss, so I leaned in too, but then I accidentally sneezed in her face.
她向我靠近，想索取一个吻，我也向她靠近，但我却向她的脸打了一个喷嚏。
RickyP3rd...Yeah. This one's from @SweatyBetty. Well, there you go. No, that's not the reason.
RickyP3rd啊，下一个来自@大汗淋漓的贝蒂，这就是原因了？这不是原因。
Oh, I'm sorry. That's not the reason why she's single. No.
抱歉，这不是她单身的原因，不是。
She says I onced walked into a guy's really messy apartment and said, Oh, cool！
她说一次我走进男孩房间，我说很棒！
This is just like one of those places in the Febreze commercials.
这就好似Febreze空气清新剂的广告房间。
What? This one is from @tidewoddergirl. She says I was on a great blind date.
什么？下一个来自@tidewoddergirl，她说我去相亲了。
When I returned from the restroom, I sat down and resumed talking. I got a confused look,
当我从洗手间回来时，我坐下继续说话，我的表情很困惑，
then a voice behind me said, you're at the wrong table. I'm over here.
之后一个声音在我背后响起，你坐错桌子了，我一下崩溃了。
I like this. My eyes! This... This one's from @Keirstinyo. Yo!
我喜欢这个，我的眼睛，下一个来自@Keirstinyo。
She says I once dated a girl who had the same name as my ex, but one time I accidentally slipped up
她说一次我和女孩约会，她的名字和我前任名字一样，一次我偶然说漏了嘴，
and called her New Brittany to her face.
直接说她是“新布列塔尼”。
What? New Brittany. The new... You're new Brittany. Oh, gosh. Oops. You did it again.
什么？新布列塔尼，哦哦，你又说了一遍，老天。
This one's from @ninjamandr1221. He says whenever I watch a movie, I turn my hoodie around
这个来自@ninjamandr1221，他说每次我去看电影，我会把我的连衫帽转过来，
and use it as a bowl for my popcorn.
用它来盛我的爆米花，
That's kind of brilliant. Genius. That's kind of genius. Yeah.
不错的想法，天才啊。
God. Like a trough. Yeah, I love it. That's a great idea. Yeah... Yeah, exactly, yeah.
像是一个食槽，这个想法不错，没错没错。
This one's from @itsShyyyyyyyyyy. She says a guy I liked said date and I immediately said yes！
下一个是@itsShyyyyyyyyyy，她说我喜欢的男孩说约会，我立马说可以。
He was asking me what day it was.
他问我今天是周几。
He's like, No, do you have the date? No... Do you have the date? Oh, God. Date...Oof.
老天，你有日期吗？你有日期吗？老天。
This last one's from @GrandpaBerty. Ohh. She says a boy picked me a flower once. I panicked and ate it.
下一个来自@GrandpaBerty，她说有个男孩捡了一朵花，我惊慌失措，吃了进去。
Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. Those are our Tonight Show hashtags.
老天啊，这就是《今夜秀》标签节目。
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.come/hastags.
了解更多内容，请登录tonightshow.come/hastags查看。
