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Like any college student, Connor Cox was excited when he received a package from home.
和其他大学生一样，康纳·考克斯收到家里寄来的包裹很是兴奋。
He assumed it was filled with food and other goodies. He tore open the box and, indeed, found a surprise inside: garbage.
他以为里面装满了食物和其他好吃的东西，撕开盒子发现里面确实有一个惊喜：垃圾。
Turns out, he'd left home without taking out the trash as he'd promised his mother, so she mailed it to him.
原来，他离开家时没有像对妈妈承诺的那样把垃圾拿出来，所以妈妈把垃圾寄给了他。
A Florida man drove his 24-year-old daughter to a job interview.
一名佛罗里达男子开车送他24岁的女儿去面试。
When she came back to the car with a large amount of cash, he figured she'd gotten the job and this was her advance.
当她回到车里发现有大量的现金，他以为女儿面试成功了，这是老板预付的现金。
Not quite. Unbeknown to the man, he had become his daughter's getaway driver in her fifth—and final—bank heist.
不完全是。这名男子对自己成为女儿第五次和最后一次银行抢劫逃跑的司机一无所知。
When a french couple named their child Nutella, a court stepped in and said non.
当一对法国夫妇给他们的孩子取名Nutella时，法庭介入并否认了这一名字。
In Mexico, state officials in Sonora nixed the name Circumcision.
墨西哥索诺拉州的官员废除了Circumcision这个名字。
But in America, anything goes. Celebrities have dubbed their kids Kal-El(Nicolas Cage), Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpon),
但在美国，名字怎么取都行。名人这样给他们的儿子取名：卡尔-艾尔（尼古拉斯·凯奇），布朗克斯·莫格利（阿什莉·辛普森），
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon), and George (George Foreman, who named all five of his sons after himself.)
声学（莎妮·索萨蒙）和乔治（乔治·福尔曼，他用自己的名字给五个儿子命名。）
