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George.
乔治
Hey, did you see, Louisiana might be the first state in the south to legalize marijuana.
哎 你知道吗 路易斯安那将成为南部首个大麻合法化的州了
More like Mardi Gras. Hot coffee.
狂欢啊 敬热咖啡
I saw a story the other day that said that Bernie Sanders was polling well in his home state.
我前两天看了个新闻 说伯尼·桑德斯自己家乡那个州的民调很高
I wish I could poll well at home, huh?
真希望我在我家那边的声望也这么高
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Hey, Carol, how you doing?
嘿 卡罗尔 你怎么样啊
Hey, Carol, you'll love this.
这个你一定喜欢
You hear the rolling stones, they're going to play a concert in Cuba.
你知道滚石吧 他们要在古巴开演唱会了
I hope they're planning on Havana a good time.
希望他们能够在哈瓦那开心
Having a—Havana good time.
玩的——哈瓦那开心
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Why do you taste so good?!
怎么这么好喝
Looks like Donald Trump has all but locked up the republican nomination.
唐纳德·特朗普好像一切都顺利 除了共和党的提名
I wish someone would lock him up.
真希望有个人将他关起来
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
I think she's starting to like him, coming around to some of his ideas.
我觉得有人开始喜欢他了 开始赞同他的意见了
What do you think?
你觉得呢
Olivia, staying hydrated, always hydrated. Good skin.
奥利维亚 多喝水 记得多喝水哈 皮肤真好
You see this, Mercedes Benz they've got a plan where they're going to replace all their human workers with robots,
你知不知道 梅赛德斯·奔驰计划要把工人都换成机器人
replacing a human with a robot sounds like my wife in the bedroom.
听起来就像是知道我老婆在卧室
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Whoa.
哇哦
Seriously, you can hear the vibrations through the wall.
说真的 你还能听到隔壁房间的动静
Speaking of dildos, how about Kayne West, huh?
说到人造生殖器 你觉得侃爷怎么样
More like Kayne give it a rest.
可能侃爷想歇会儿
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Steve.
史蒂夫
Hey, Steve, you got a chance to see this Deadpool movie?
你看过死侍吗
It looks like I'm wearing a mask that I can't take off.
就像是戴了个摘不下来的面具
Like I'm dead in the pool.
我死在池塘里了
Cold coffee.
冷咖啡
How about those Golden State Warriors?
你知道金州勇士队吗
Stephen Curry is amazing.
史蒂芬·库里太厉害了
I'm like the Stephen Curry having sex, you know why, I'm always nailing 3s.
我就跟史蒂芬·库里在床上的表现一样 总是拿三分
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
Me, I'm out of coffee.
咖啡喝完了
Sweet baby James, get back to the grind stone, grind, coffee.
小宝贝詹姆斯 要上班了 磨咖啡
Hot coffee.
敬热咖啡
