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Yesterday was Super Tuesday which is the day where we find out a lot of things.
昨天是超级星期二 我们发现了很多有意思的东西
But mostly we find out how many touch screens CNN can fit in their studio.
比如我们发现了CNN的演播厅能装好多触摸屏
A lot. It's a lot. But it was a critical Super Tuesday for the republican party.
好多 真的好多 这个星期二对共和党来说至关重要
Donald trump won seven states,
唐纳德·特朗普赢得了七个州的支持
Ted Cruz won three states and Marco Rubio won a participation certificate.
泰德·科鲁兹赢了三个州 马克·卢比奥获得了一个参与奖
Participation certificate, otherwise known as Minnesota.
参与奖 或者说明尼苏达州
Of course the seven states that Donald Trump won were
特朗普赢得支持的州分别是
shock, denial, guilt, anger, bargaining, depression and Alabama.
震惊 拒绝 愧疚 愤怒 争吵 绝望和阿拉巴马
But it seems incredible,
还有一件听起来难以置信的事
but an analysis of Google shows that searches related to the phrase
谷歌数据显示昨晚如何移民去加拿大及类似词条的搜索量
how can I move to Canada spiked last night about 350%.
上涨了百分之三百五十
Truly, like typical.
真的 很明显
Americans always threaten to move to Canada when a reality show host endorsed by the KKK becomes the republican nominee.
一个共和党候选人获得三Ｋ党的支持时 美国人总是威胁要移民去加拿大
But it's true, a lot of Americans are considering a life in Canada because of the fear of a Trump presidency.
但这是真事 很多美国人害怕特朗普真的当上总统 于是都在考虑要移民去加拿大
And experts say that those numbers could triple once Americans find out the Canadians put gravy on their fries.
专家称 如果美国人发现加拿大人还会在薯条上淋肉汁 想移民的人会是现在的三倍
But as so many Americans research the process for migrating to Canada
因为太多人在研究怎样移民去加拿大
that this morning Canada's own immigration site was experiencing technical deficits. Right?
今天上午加拿大的移民网站卡了
Completely true.
绝对是真事
Now look, if Canada's website stays down, right, I can get some of you into England.
如果加拿大的移民网站一直好不了的话 我可以带你们中的部分人去英国
Some of you. Only some of you.
部分人哦 我说的是部分哦
Some, I can't get everyone in, and there is a dress code, Okay.
我没办法把你们都带过去 我们有着装要求的
Honestly, sir, it's not looking good for you.
说真的先生 你就不是很合适
It's not the face, it's the shoes.
不是脸的问题 是鞋子
But the biggest story yesterday wasn't about Trump or Clinton victories.
昨天最大的新闻不是特朗普或者希拉里的胜利
It was Chris Christie's face during Donald Trump's victory speech.
而是克里斯·克里斯蒂看唐纳德·特朗普做获胜演讲时的表情
Make America great again is going to be much better than making America whole again.
让美国再次伟大比让美国再次完整更好
I mean look at him. Look, look.
看他的脸 看
He looks like he had amnesia for a week and just remembered who Donald Trump was.
他的表情就像是得了健忘症 刚想起来唐纳德·特朗普是谁
But I haven't seen a person on television look that uncomfortable standing next to someone since this.
再来看看下面这个视频 我从来没在电视上见过一个人这么不喜欢站在另一个人旁边的
The ddestruction of the spirit of the people of southern Louisiana an Mississippi may end upping the most tragic loss at all.
南路易斯安那州和密西西比涣散的民心将成为最大的损失
George Bush doesn't care about black people.
乔治·不是根本不在乎黑人的死活
