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Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think, That headline could be much better?
你们会看到一张图片，然后想它的标题或许会更好？
I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News & Improved. Here we go. News & Improved！
我来举个例子，下面又到了《新闻整改》时间，《新闻整改》！
For example, check out this first photo here.
比方说，来看看第一张图片。
The original headline was Trump calls spending bill ridiculous.
原标题是小特称开支法案荒唐可笑。
The headline could definitely be improved,
标题可以改成，
because if only looked at the photo, the headline could have been
因为如果你只看照片，标题可以是，
choir boy clearly doesn't know words to "O Holy Night". See how this works?
合唱队男孩真的不知道《圣善夜》的歌词，懂了吧？
Check out this next photo here. The original headline was Secretary of State discusses immigration.
来看看下一张照片，原始标题是国务卿讨论移民问题。
If you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been man not sure if stranger waving at him or guy behind him.
如果你仅看照片，标题或许是他不确定是有陌生人向他招手，还是这个人就在他身后。
Hi? This next headline was Trump tours south.
下一个标题是小特前往南部视察。
Headline could have been women on safari can't believe how close animals got.
标题或许是猎游女子难以相信能和动物靠这么近。
Whoa! Do you see this, Larry? This next headline was investors fear index fund meltdown.
哦哦，你看到了吗拉里？下一个标题是投资者害怕指数基金崩盘。
The headline could have been entire bar struggles to get bartender's attention.
标题可以是，所有酒吧顾客都在试图获得调酒师的注意。
It's like, Just one beer before... You order for me! One beer! Ah, forget it!
这好像，一瓶啤酒，给我下单，一瓶啤酒，算了吧。
Next headline was Ronaldo receives red card.
下一个标题是C罗遭到红牌。
Headline could have been birthday boy lets go of balloon. Oh!
标题可以是，生日男孩让气球飞走了，哦哦。
This next headline was new study reveals benefits of calcium-rich diet.
下一个标题是，新研究表明高钙饮食有益处。
Headline could have been church's post-mass brunch lit af. Wow.
标题可以是，教堂的后弥撒早午餐真是太棒了，哦哦。
Bam! You know we got cantaloupe!
棒棒棒，我们还有哈密瓜呢！
And finally, this headline was alligator loose in New Jersey.
最后，这个标题是新泽西州鳄鱼放任自由。
The headline could have been local alligator accidentally walks in on parents Doing it.
标题可以改成，当地鳄鱼无意间发现父母在作秀。
Oh, there you go. That's all the time we have for News & Improved.
这就是今天的《新闻整改》时间。
