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Now I'd like to share some of my favorite #MyTeacherIsWeird stories from you guys. Here we go.
来和大家分享一些最怪异老师的故事，来听听。
This first one is from @ngblaze44. He says my friend and I skipped school one day to go see
第一个来自@ngblaze44，他说我和朋友有一天翘课去
Pedro Martinez pitch for the Red Sox at Fenway Park. Our gym teacher was sitting in the same section.
芬威公园看波士顿红袜队比赛，观看佩卓·马丁尼兹式投球，想不到我们的体操老师和我们坐在同一区。
He saw us and said, Hey boys, I'm home sick. We replied. So are we.
他看到了我们说，伙计们我想家了，我们同样回答道想家了。
That's not weird. That's great. We got a deal. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool teacher.
这不怪异啊，这个很棒，不错不错，老师很酷。
This one is from @marcussilva73. He says Thriller came out when I was in third grade.
这个来自@marcussilva73，他说《颤栗者》发行时我才三年级。
My teacher learned to moonwalk and if you had a question, he'd moonwalk across the room to your desk.
我的老师学习太空步，如果你有问题，他会通过太空步移到你的桌前。
A little weird. This one's from @Matt-Iorio.
有点奇怪，这个来自@Matt-Iorio。
He says a former teacher of mine once answered the phone in the middle of class,
他说之前有一个老师在课堂上接电话，
had a conversation in Russian, and then rushed out of the classroom. He never came back.
而且用俄语交谈，之后冲出了教室，再也没有回来过。
Wait. What? I have the documents. Meet me in the cafeteria. Your cover is blown.
等一下，我有这份文件，我们在咖啡馆见面，你暴露了。
This one is from @jmar-dagenius. He says my English teacher had a prosthetic leg
这个来自@jmar-dagenius，他说我英语老师的腿是义肢，
and when kids fell asleep in class, he'd take it off and slam it on their desk to wake them up.
当孩子们在课堂上睡着时，他会把义肢拿下来，放在他们的课桌上叫醒他们。
Ohh! Aah! Gosh! What the...?! Come on, shake a leg! Gosh. Gosh.
老天啊，这是啥？来吧，快点吧，老天。
Went out on a limb here. Come on.
做点与众不同的，来吧。
This one's from @Dougeben090900. Dougie Ben.
这个来自@Dougeben090900，道吉·本。
Dougie Ben. He says in college, our math professor leaned on the ledge of an open,
道吉·本，他说上大学时，数学教授靠在敞开的，
first-floor window while lecturing, and accidentally fell out the window mid-sentence.
一楼窗户的边缘，一边倚靠一边演讲，突然掉下了窗户。
He reappeared through the classroom door minutes later
几分钟后，他从教室门又出来了，
and kept lecturing as though it hadn't even happened.
继续讲课，就跟什么都没发生过一样。
What? Ohh! Twigs. As I was saying, you guys, uh, neon gas is a...
啥？哦哦，小细枝，正如我说的，氖气是...
This one's from @AnpanVero. She says I had a professor whose ex-wife
这个来自@AnpanVero，她说我教授的前妻，
had the same last name as me. Whenever he took attendance
和我的姓氏一样，每当他点名时，
he'd say my name and then say, the demon's last name and hiss at me.
他就会说我的名字，之后说恶魔的姓氏，然后冲我发出嘶嘶声。
What? You can't....You can't do that.
啥？你不能这么做。
That's not cool. The demon's last name. The demon's last name. Tssss!
这不好，恶魔的姓氏，恶魔的姓氏，斯斯。
I wonder why they got a divorce. This last one is from @-lola-bee.
我猜他们是什么原因离婚的，最后一个来自@-lola-bee。
She says one time I had a Mars bar sitting on my desk.
她说有一次我的桌上放了Mars巧克力棒。
My high school math teacher grabbed it, threw it on the floor,
我的高中数学老师抢了过去，扔到了地上，
stood on it, and yelled, look, a man on Mars!
踩了上去，然后叫到火星人！
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