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Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think...
朋友们，看到过新闻里的图片没有，然后想.....
Wait, Jack's not still here, is he? Jack, you can leave.
等一下，杰克不在这吧？杰克你可以走了。
You don't have to be, Jack, you can go home if you feel like.
你可以走了杰克，你可以回家了。
You can go home if you feel like it.
如果想回家就走吧。
All right, all right, that's, All right, thank you, thank you very much.
好吧，好吧，谢谢，谢谢。
Good to see you, buddy. Thank you, Jack. Thank you. He works for us.
见到你很高兴，谢谢杰克，谢谢，他为我们工作。
Video researcher. Yeah, researcher. Video researcher.
视频研究员，没错，视频研究员。
Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline could be much better?
朋友们，看到过新闻里面的图片吗，觉不觉得标题可以更好些？
I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News & Improved. Here we go. News and Improved.
来看看下面的例子，又到了《新闻换一换》时间，《新闻换一换》。
For example, check out this first photo. The original headline was Sanders and Warren attack Amazon.
比如说，来看看这张照片，原标题是桑德斯和沃伦攻击亚马逊。
The headline could definitely be improved cause if you only looked at the photo
如果你只看图片，标题可以改一下，
the headline could have been, Mom immediately regrets letting Grandpa say grace at dinner.
标题可以改成，妈妈后悔让爷爷在餐桌上祈祷。
Check out this next photo. The original headline was Trump backs water projects.
来看看下一张照片，原标题是小特支持水资源项目。
If you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been,
如果光看照片，标题可以改成，
Hungry baby opens up wide for the airplane to fly in with the applesauce.
饥饿的婴儿张开大嘴等待蘸有苹果酱的飞机进入。
Whoa. Next headline was McConnell might revisit Obamacare repeal.
哦哦，下一个是麦康奈尔或将再次讨论撤销奥巴马医改一事。
The headline could have been, Terrified Josh Groban fan attends Cardi B concert.
标题可以改成，担惊受怕的乔诗·葛洛班粉丝参加卡迪·B演唱会。
Shouldn't be here. The next headline says, Canada legalizes marijuana.
不应该去，下一个标题是，加拿大大麻合法化。
The headline could have been, Taco Bell's newest burrito is 'lit AF.' Really? This was said. Wow.
标题可以改成，塔可贝尔餐厅的最新墨西哥玉米饼棒极了，真的吗？就是这么说的，哦哦。
Up next, this headline says Prime Minister volunteers at charity event.
下一个标题是，首相去慈善活动当志愿者。
The headline could have been, Lunch lady loses contact lens in chili and decides to just leave it.
标题可以是，吃中餐的女士将隐形眼镜落辣肉酱里了，并决定不要了。
Next headline was Bolton readies Moscow visit.
下一个标题是博尔顿准备莫斯哥之行。
Headline could have been National Security Advisor repeatedly denies he is the Lorax.
标题可以改成，国家安全顾问多次否认他是罗拉克斯。
He does not speak for the trees. He is not the Lorax. He's not the Lorax.
他不为树辩护，他不是罗拉克斯，他不是罗拉克斯。
Next headline was Brazilian election heats up.
下一个标题是巴西选举激战正酣。
Headline could have been Local dad regrets taking ecstasy at Imagine Dragons concert.
标题可以改成，老爸后悔在“想象恐龙”乐队演唱会上狂喜。
Next headline was Judge drops some charges against Manafort.
下一个标题是，法官撤销了许多针对马纳福特的指控。
The headline could have been, Weird cousin stares as birthday cake brought out doesn't sing.
标题可以改成，奇怪的远亲盯着出现在他眼前的生日蛋糕，但却没有唱歌。
That was my favorite one. Mmm. Doesn't say anything. Not a word.
这是我最喜欢的，恩恩，没说话，没说一句话。
Doesn't say anything... Doesn't sing and doesn't say anything as he watches the cake come in.
一句也没说，没有唱歌，蛋糕出来时也没有说话。
Next headline was LeBron James joins Lakers.
下一个标题是勒布朗·詹姆斯加入湖人队。
Headline could have been, Game of dodgeball ends with sixth grader in hospital.
标题可以变成，玩闪避球的结果是六年级小学生入院。
Finally, this headline was Trump defends relationship with Saudi Arabia.
最后一个标题是小特捍卫与沙特关系。
The headline could have been, New 'Mary Poppins' reboot receives terrible reviews.
标题可以改成，重拍版《欢乐满人间》差评如潮。
That's all the time we have for News & Improved.
这就是今晚的《新闻换一换》时间。
