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Tonight Show Polls. This first poll asks, Which national disaster should the President focus on?
今夜秀民调时间，第一个民调问题是，总统应该最先考虑哪个灾害？
50% said hurricanes, 30% said forest fires, 20% said Kanye. Wow.
50%的人说飓风，30%的人说森林大火，20%的人说坎耶，哦哦。
This poll here asked, How are you getting ready for the cold weather?
下面的民调问，你怎么准备过冬？
30% said Clearing the leaves out from the gutter, 30% said Buy new snow chains for my tires,
30%的人说将沟槽里面的树叶清理干净，30%的人说为轮胎买新的雪地链，
40% said Gaining 35 pounds and napping for four months like a bear.
40%的人说增重35磅，像一只熊一样冬眠4个月。
This next poll asks, How do you remember your passwords?
下面的问题是，你是如何记得密码的？
58% said By writing them in a notebook, 41% said By saving them in my browser,
58%的人说写在笔记本上，41%的人说记录在浏览器里，
and Post Malone said By tattooing them on my face.
而波兹·马龙说纹到我的脸上。
This poll asks What's your favorite creepy TV show?
下面的问题是你最喜欢的诡异电视节目是？
10% said, American Horror Story, 12% said, The Haunting of Hill House,
10%的人说《美国恐怖故事》，12%的人说《鬼入屋》，
78% said Dancing with the Stars: Juniors.
78%的人说《与星星们共舞：子弟》。
Next, they asked, What is your favorite fall activity?
下一个问到，你最喜欢的秋季活动是啥？
20% said apple picking, 20% said Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说摘苹果，20%的人说一边摘苹果一边上照片墙，
20% said Watching people Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说一边看人们上照片墙一边摘苹果，
20% said, Watching Instagrams with people Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说一边摘苹果一边与一起看照片墙的人在一起，
20% said, Watching people apple picking while watching Instagrams with people apple picking.
20%的人说一边看别人摘苹果，一边看人们摘苹果的照片墙。
Next, they asked, What's the first thing you'll do if you win the $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot?
下一个说，如果你中了16亿美金彩票你会干什么？
70% said, Quit my job, 20% said, Take a long vacation,
70%的人说辞职，20%的人说来一次长旅行，
10% said, Light my desk on fire, flip everyone in the office off, and yell, See ya later, suckers!
10%的人说烧掉我的桌子，向办公室所有人竖中指，然后说回见，傻瓜们。
This last poll asks, If you can go anywhere on vacation, where would it be?
最后一个问题问，如果你可以去任何地方旅行，你会去哪？
20% said Paris, 20% said Rome, Democrats said, The past.
20%的人说巴黎，20%的人说罗马，民主党说过去。
There you go. That's all we have for Tonight Show Polls!
这就是今晚的今夜秀民调环节。
