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PizzaIsLife - me too, me too.
批萨是生命——我也是，我也是。
"How do I control my addiction for pizza?"
“我怎么能控制自己的披萨成瘾症？”
Change your username.
换掉用户名。
Don't have pizza around. Hide the pizza.
不要让你的周围出现批萨。把批萨藏起来。
Feed it to the dog.
把批萨喂给狗狗吃。
Chew gum if you ever want pizza. That usually helps with addictions and stuff.
想吃批萨的时候就嚼口香糖。这是通常用来治疗上瘾症的方法。
Try and eat it only once a day. Don't have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
尽量一天只吃一次批萨。不要早午晚餐都吃。
Try and go buy pizza-flavored things. Pizza-flavored pretzels and stuff. So just go with some of those, 'cause it's not actually pizza.
试着去买有批萨味道的食物。比如批萨味的椒盐卷饼之类的。吃这类食物，因为那些实际上并不是批萨。
Space it out. Like, I can eat pizza on this day. And then eat something healthy on that day. And then eat pizza again.
间隔开来。比如，我可以这一天吃批萨。那一天吃健康的食物。过几天再吃批萨。
That's a really difficult question, 'cause I also have an addiction to pizza. You balance it. You say, "I can have pizza today if I eat vegetables tomorrow."
这是一个非常难的问题，因为我也有批萨成瘾症。你要平衡一下。可以这样：“如果我明天吃蔬菜的话，那我可以今天吃批萨。”
Try other foods. That's it.
试试其他食物。这样就行。
Try some other foods that aren't pizza... like anything besides pizza.
尝试一下批萨以外的食物，除了批萨以外的任何食物都可以。
By saying, "I don't like pizza." And start saying, "I love soup!"
你可以说“我不喜欢批萨”。还要说“我喜欢汤！”
Start by putting a lot of anchovies on it, along with pineapple. And that'll probably help slow you down a little bit. If that doesn't work, use a lot of fresh jalapeno. You're gonna be running to the john the next day, and you won't be able to eat pizza.
在批萨上放大量的鳀鱼和菠萝。这可能会使你减慢吃批萨的速度。如果那不管用，那就在上面放大量的墨西哥辣椒。你第二天可能会跑厕所，然后你就没法吃批萨了。
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