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Thank you, thank you! Must slip my specs.
谢谢，谢谢！我得戴上眼镜。
I'm now convinced Jeff Bridges is a crazy f**ker and not in a cool way, just in a disturbed hobo shouting at sparrows and sidewalks way
如今我确信杰夫·布里吉斯是个失心疯的混蛋，不是酷酷的那种疯，而是精神错乱的流浪汉朝着麻雀和人行道大喊大叫的那种疯。
That's a very interesting critique. I will take that to heart.
这一批评很有意思。我会牢记在心的。
Kristen Bell seems like such a bitch, her vagina is probably an Alcatraz for penis.
克里斯汀·贝尔看上去是如此之婊，她的阴道很可能就是鸡鸡的恶魔岛（美著名监狱）啊。
If you find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive, I'm guessing you'd also quite enjoy staring directly at a cats anus.
如果你觉得本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇很英俊的话，那么我猜你也很喜欢盯着猫咪的屁眼看吧。
Well, someone did and she put a ring on it.
呵呵，有人却喜欢我，而且她还嫁给了我。
Some people ask me who has the biggest penis in Hollywood. Easy! Bette Midler.
有人问我好莱坞哪位明星的鸡鸡最大。这问题简单啊！贝特·迈德尔的啊。
Liam Neeson is a butterface, in that his face looks like a butt. Eat s**t fart breath Neeson
连姆·尼森长了张“八戒脸”（butterface指某女身材好，但脸蛋丑），就是说他的脸长得像屁股。吃翔吧，满嘴屁味的尼森！
This is from @Jonlgnanz... Jon Lg Gnanz... dosen't matter
这是“Jonlgnanz”写的，无所谓啦
Emily Blunt's eyes make up for that horrendous sound that comes out of her mouth #britishaccent, in case, you didn't know what he meant
艾米莉·布朗特的眼睛弥补了她说话时那骇人的声音的不足，#英国口音。以防你们不明白他在说什么
I hate salma hayek movies. Her voice annoys me and they never show us her boobs. Meh~
我讨厌萨尔玛·海耶克的电影。她的声音令我不快而且她从不露胸。切~
Is Andrew Garfield trying to do his utter best to look like pedophile that lives in an RV. Yes!
安德鲁·加菲尔德是不是在拼命努力要扮成恋童癖啊，还是住在旅行房车（Recreational Vehicle）里的那种？是的！
Okay... this is from @tad10ck
好吧……这是“tad10ck”写的
Is Jack Black married cause thats f**king gross. It's a sweet treat!
杰克·布莱克结婚了吗？因为那太他妈的恶心了。是很甜美！
Halle Barrie's boobs are lopsided. Well, when they're real... that happens
哈莉·贝瑞的胸不对称。呃，如果是真的话，确实会这样的
Conspiracy theory: Toby Maguire is just a hamster in a robot. Not me though, because it's spelled differently
阴谋论：托比·马奎尔其实是个由仓鼠控制的机器人。反正说的不是我，因为我是托比·马奎尔
Not to sound mean but Naomi Watts has such a blah face?? I look at it and there's just.. nothing, like a blank space where features should be
不是我刻薄啊，不过娜奥米·沃茨真是面瘫？？我瞧她脸上什么都没有，本该有表情的地方却一片空白
Hey George Clooney, ur haircut suxs(your haircut sucks). Oh and so does ur sense of humor. I'm on you all night f**k boy...
嘿，乔治·克鲁尼，你的发型太差劲了！哦，你的幽默感也糟糕透顶。干你一宿啊，混小子……
I'm really sick of seeing the rock... blah blah blah dwayne johnson... blah blah blah candy ass movie star... blah blah blah go suck it!
我实在是太讨厌看到那位“巨石”了……那啥啥啥道恩·强森（绰号巨石强森）……啥啥啥，娘炮又懦弱的电影明星……啥啥啥的，去吃翔吧！
I'll give you something to suck!
到时我会让你吃个够！
Gwyneth Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking bitch, shut the f**k up.
格温妮丝·帕特洛，你这个丑货，长了张大鸟脸的婊砸，你特么的闭嘴吧。
