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Well, you guys, I heard that the Academy Awards are planning to move forward without a host.
朋友们，听说奥斯卡奖颁奖计划没有主持。
Yeah, sounds crazy until you remember that America's been moving forward without a government.
没错，听起来很疯狂，但你知道美国其实也没有政府。
And so it's doable. Well, it just came out that last year, Robert Mueller secretly interviewed one of Trump's campaign pollsters, Tony Fabrizio.
所以是可行的，去年出来的消息是，罗伯特·米勒秘密采访了特朗普竞选的民意调查者托尼·法不利兹奥。
Which is impressive, cause usually when you have a secret meeting with a guy named Tony Fabrizio, you don't come back.
这很引人注目，因为通常当你和名叫托尼·法不利兹奥的进行秘密会晤时，你就不会再回来了。
Jimmy, oh. Talk to my friend Tony Fabrizio, all right? Forget about it. Stop doing that to my hand.
吉米哦，和我的朋友托尼·法不利兹奥说，好吗？算了吧，别再弄我的手。
Just take a little something for you. Stop doing that to my hand. This is for you. All right?
只是给你点东西，别再弄我的手，这个是你的好吗？
It's like Tony Febrezio. Febreze, you never smelled anything. Nothing ever happened. No, no, no.
很像托尼·法不利兹奥，Febreze清洗剂，闻不到异味，没发生过，不不不。
I saw that next month, Trump's longtime lawyer Michael Cohen is gonna testify publicly in Congress.
听说下个月小特用了很长时间的律师迈克尔·科恩将在国会上作证。
Trump heard that, and he was like, While you're there, can you ask if you can borrow 5.7 billion dollars?
小特听说后说，如果你在现场，你能问问你能借57亿美金吗？
Just while you're there. Just, Thank you. Will you be a lamb? Just be a lamb and ask for 5 billion dollars.
如果你在那的话，谢谢，你是小羔羊吗？做一个小羔羊，然后询问要50亿美金。
Check this out, Disneyland is raising its prices, and the cheapest ticket will be over 100 dollars.
听说迪士尼涨价了，最便宜的票价将超过100美金。
Yeah, They know it's kind of shocking, which is why they take your picture the moment you find out the price.
很震惊啊，这也就是为什么他们给你照相的原因，因为你是那个时候知道价格的。
Then they sell that to you for 500 bucks. 500? Wow. And this is when me and the missus found out it was gonna be...
他们卖给你的价钱是500美金，500？哦哦，也就是在那时我和妻子发现的。
But get this... A gas shortage in Mexico could mean that avocados aren't delivered to the U.S. before Super Bowl Sunday.
看看这个，墨西哥天然气短缺意味着在周日超级碗来临之前，牛油果送不到美国了。
It's the first time gas will affect Mexican food and not the other way around. Yeah. Thank you.
这也是首次天然气影响墨西哥食品，而不是反过来，谢谢。
