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So the first headline comes to us from Fox News.
今天的第一个头条来自福克斯新闻
This was the headline on Fox News that said vegan restauranteurs eat meat, get death threats. So that was the headline.
福克斯某天的头条写道 素食店因采用肉类做食材 接到死亡威胁 这是头条的内容
But the honest headline should have read vegans fighting to save animals threaten to kill humans.
但真正的头条应该是素质主义者为保护动物威胁杀死人类
Here's a headline in the New York Post.
这条来自纽约邮报
The New York post said Kristen Wiig and Avi Rothman make out like teenagers in Hawaii. That was the headline.
这条标题是克里斯汀·韦格和艾维·罗斯曼在夏威夷度假 装扮犹如少年人 原标题是这么写的
The honest headline should have said couple go on holiday, creepy photographer ruins it.
但真正的标题应该是一张恐怖照片毁掉了情侣的愉快假期
Here's one we found from the Huffington Post.
还有一条来自赫芬顿邮报
It said Ted Cruz accidentally punches and he would bows wife in the face after dropping out.
说泰德·科鲁兹退出总统竞选后 不小心用手肘打到了妻子的脸
The honest headline should have read, Ted Cruz finally connects with a woman.
正确的标题应该是 泰德·科鲁兹终于跟女性扯上了关系
This is a story from CNN, they had a big story.
还有一条CNN的 是个大新闻
The headline read teen accepted to all 8 ivy league schools makes her choice. That was the headline.
标题说 被8所常青藤盟校录取的孩子终于选好了学校 这是标题
The honest headline should have said your kid sucks.
真正的标题应该是 你们的孩子都弱爆了
Here's one we found from Time Magazine.
还有一条来自时代周刊
Time magazine had the headline that said Channing Tatum announces magic mike live show in Las Vegas.
时代周刊的头条新闻写道 查宁·塔图姆宣布魔术师麦克将在拉斯维加斯表演
That was the headline. It really should have said Las Vegas theater orders plastic covers for seats.
这是原标题 其实应该写 拉斯维加斯电影院订购了一批塑料椅套
Who's whooping? Who's whooping?
刚谁在欢呼 谁
Now here's another one from Time Magazine.
这条还是时代周刊的
Time Magazine said, the headline said Walmart is bringing back greeters. That was the headline.
时代周刊说 沃尔玛将恢复接待员制度 这是原标题
The honest headline should have read vacation's over, Grandma.
真正的标题应该是 奶奶 假期结束了
And finally, here's one from Yahoo,
最后一条来自雅虎
Yahoo had a big headline that said self-driving cars could lead to people having sex behind the wheel.
这条新闻占了很大的版面 写道 自动驾驶汽车可能导致车主在驾驶座进行性行为
But it should have read carpool karaoke could get even better.
但正确的标题应该写拼车秀还有改进的空间
