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I was running a bit behind today, so if you guys wouldn't mind, can I write out my thank-you notes right now?
我今天有点晚了，如果大家不介意，那么就开始今天的感谢信环节？
All right. Why would I do this on national television? Wow. I don't know. Why wouldn't I do it after the show?
好吧，我为什么会在国家电台做这个？我不知道，我为什么不在节目以后再做？
Yeah, do it after the show. No, I have to do it now cause the m...The male man's coming?
没错，节目完了再做，不行，我必须做，因为男性人来啦？
The mail person is coming. Oh. Wow. Wow. How rude. How rude. M-A-L-E.....male person.
邮递员来了，哦哦，太粗鲁了，太粗鲁了，M-A-L-E，邮递员。
Yeah, the male...that's no. I was saying the M-A-L-E M-A-N. What's that? I was saying the male man. Yeah.
没错，男性，不是，我说的是M-A-L-E M-A-N，这是啥？我说的是男性人，没错。
Not M-A-I-L. You thought I said...? Wow. Wait, so you....you were saying the M-A-L-E M-A-N? Yes. Double man? Yes. Wow.
不是M-A-I-L，你认为我说的是？等一下，你是说M-A-L-E M-A-N？没错，两个男性，哦哦。
Oh, I see how it is now. Dang. Oh. Uh, James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
我知道什么意思了，挡挡，詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
Oh, wow. There he is. Thank you, James. I appreciate it. Wow. Mr. Purple.
哦哦，来了，谢谢詹姆斯，非常感谢，紫色先生。
Thank you, March Madness, for letting me hear Cheryl in Human Resources drop an F-bomb at 3:00 in the afternoon.
谢谢疯狂三月，你让我听到了人力部的谢丽尔在下午三点说了一声“见鬼”。
My bracket's busted! My bracket's busted! She has a foul mouth.
我的比赛分组被打破了，分组被打破了，她说了脏话。
Thank you, new Stranger Things trailer getting over 10 million YouTube views in 24 hours,
谢谢新的《怪奇物语》预告片在一天之内就有超一千万YouTube点击量。
for showing that the only thing that can pull us away from Netflix is trailers for Netflix.
这证明唯一能够让我们远离Netflix的方式是Netflix预告片。
It looks good. Yeah. Thank you, Amazon's new skin care line, for bringing us all one step closer to saying,
不错啊，谢谢亚马逊的护肤品系列，让我们更进一步接近了这句话，
Hey, moisturizer play Counting Crows. Mr. Jones and me.
嗨，润肤霜对抗渡鸦乐队，琼斯先生和我。
Thank you, Band-aids, for protecting my tiny scrape, and for ruthlessly murdering all of my nearby arm hair.
谢谢邦迪创可贴，保护了我的小刮伤，但却残忍地谋杀了周边的所有臂毛。
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Fast. Fast! One last time. That's it. All right, that's it. Now, in the Mexican city of tonight...
哦哦哦哦哦，快点快点，最后一次，最后一次吧，今晚墨西哥城市...
Thank you, crudites platters, for being the perfect way to tell your friends, I was too lazy to make a salad, so here's a plate of toppings.
谢谢蔬菜盘，这让朋友清楚地知道，我很懒，没法做沙拉了，所以这是一盘子作料。
Just put them together. Thank you, book on my nightstand, for giving me something to put my phone on when I go to sleep.
混到一块就行了，谢谢床前小桌的书，当我睡去时，我可以把手机放在上面。
I should read that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard it's really good. Or a drink.
听说了，没错没错，听说不错，或是一杯酒。
Thank you, stools, for being chairs that want people to sit down, relax, and take a load off, but only kinda. It's too much work.
谢谢高脚凳，你是人们坐下的椅子，可以放松，放下负载，但只是一点点，太累了。
Thank you, Fiber One, for answering the question what if a cereal tasted like it was made out of cereal boxes? It's g...It's good?
谢谢Fiber One谷物，你问了一个问题，那就是谷物盒子制作的谷物是什么味道？真的好吗？
The slogan is It's good with a question mark. Yeah. Question. It's good? It's good? For me?
口号是，有问号这个符号不错，没错，问题，真的好吗？真的好吗？对于我而言？
Thank you, people who say ex-squeeze-me, for making me immediately want to block your path from now until the end of time.
谢谢那些说请挤我的人，这让我立马想堵住你的路，直到最后一刻。
Ex-squeeze-me. Those are my thank-you notes.
请挤我，这些是感谢信。
