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Now finally the democratic primaries are officially over.
民主党初选终于正式结束了
Hillary Clinton is the presumptive nominee.
希拉里克林顿被推选为候选人
But in an attempt to unify the party last night Hillary met with her opponent Bernie Sanders.
在昨天的聚会上 希拉里本想团结更多党内人士 却碰到了她的对手伯尼·桑德斯
Now the meeting was polite, informative and you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
这场聚会双方都彬彬有礼 信息量却很大 他们之间的荷尔蒙已经浓郁到可以用刀砍了
They get together lasted almost two hours,
他们的会面持续了大约两个小时
although most of it was Bernie trying to figure out where the draft was coming from.
尽管其中大部分时间伯尼都在试图搞清楚为什么会有这种氛围
You don't feel that? You don't feel that?
你没感觉吗 你没感觉到吗
This all took place at the Capital Hilton which was a little weird for Hillary
这场会面发生在首都希尔顿酒店 希拉里却感觉有些不适应
because she's not used to being in Washington hotel rooms when she's not looking for bill.
因为她以前去华盛顿的酒店都在忙着到处找比尔 她的丈夫
Bill! I know you're in there. You can't hide! Bill! You open this door!
比尔我知道你在这儿 你藏不住的 开门啊
Now sources say the chemistry between the two candidates was strained.
有消息说两位候选人之间的气氛十分紧张
But to me that sounds like just the start of every great romantic comedy.
我却觉得这听起来像是爱情喜剧的开头
When Hillary met Bernie is kind of like when Harry met Sally
希拉里遇见伯尼 有点像哈利遇上莎莉
except Hillary won't make orgasm noises until the moment when Bernie concedes the nomination.
不过希拉里只有等到伯尼退出竞选之后才会发出高潮一样的叫声
Yes, yes, yes!
耶!耶!耶!
Now this wasn't the only meeting of political titans.
这并不是政治巨头之间的卫衣一次碰面
Because this morning in Atlanta Donald Trump facing criticism that his campaign has become increasingly racist
本周在亚特兰大 很多人批评特朗普说他的竞选活动中种族歧视的氛围越来越浓
received an endorsement from former presidential candidate Herman Cain.
而前总统候选人赫尔曼·凯恩却站出来表示了对特朗普的支持
Now guys, sometimes things come back and it's wonderful.
有些事情 它的回归是好的
Like the Ghostbusters, or John Travolta, and other times the thing that comes back is Herman Cain.
比如 捉鬼敢死队 约翰·特拉沃尔塔 有时候就不是好事 比如赫尔曼·凯恩
Now Herman Canin ran for president back in 2012.
赫尔曼·凯恩曾经参加过2012年的总统竞选
And before that he was the CEO of Godfather Pizz Blanca
在此之前 他担任过教父披萨的首席执行官
now let me say, this don't you dare, don't you dare drag pizza into this fight!
我想说 你绝对不可以把披萨拉进这场争斗中
It's too good, it's too innocent, it's too pure. I will not allow it.
披萨那么好 那么无辜 那么纯洁 我绝不允许你这么做
Now he was at the rally primarily to convince people that Donald Trump is not a racist.
赫尔曼出席了唐纳德·特朗普的竞选活动 想要告知大家特朗普不是种族主义者
And he even said, quote, Donald Trump is not a racist.
他的原话是 唐纳德·特朗普不是种族主义者
An even if that's true, it is never good when it needs to be said.
就算他真的不是 如果这种事还要说出来 那就说明他本身没那么好
But if you went on a first date and the person said I'm not a serial killer,
就想如果你去参加一次约会 跟你约会的人说 我不是连环杀手
my guess is that there won't be a second date.
那我肯定觉得不会再有下次约会了
But Cain even said, I know what a racist looks like when I see one, right.
凯恩还说了 如果我看见一个种族主义者 我一定认得出来
And I've got to say you are kind of contradicting yourself
我想说 你这就有点自相矛盾了
if you say you can judge who is a racist based on what they look like.
怎么还通过外表判断别人是不是种族主义者呢
I don't know how convincing Herman Cain was saying that Donald Trump is not a racist,
我不知道赫尔曼的这个发言有多少说服力
although it didn't help when Trump came out and said thank you for your kind words, Ben Carson.
不过特朗普走出来跟他说 谢谢你的发言 本·卡森可见没多大用处
But this was—Come on.
但是——拜托
But this was a smart move. It really was.
但这一步走的很妙 真的
Herman Cain is a former presidential nominee.
赫尔曼·凯恩是前总统候选人
He was a powerful business executive. He exudes authority.
他有强大的商业决策权 他势力很大
And it was probably outed to bring some legitimacy and graphtas to Trump's campaign.
他的支持可能会给特朗普的竞选带来一些公信力和合理性
Let's see what he had to say.
我们看看他怎么说
Ah, shucky ducky!
Shucky ducky
This sounds like a shucky ducky kind of crowd.
你们都太Shucky ducky了
On a shucky ducky kind of day.
今天也太Shucky ducky了
Here to support an ah, shucky ducky kind of candidate!
我们还支持了一个这么Shucky ducky的候选人
That's right, he said this sounds like a shucky ducky kind of crowd on a shucky ducky kind of day.
没错 他说的是在这么Shucky ducky的一天碰到一群这么Shucky ducky的人
Shucky ducky sounds like someone was trying to curse via text but had autocorrect on.
但是Shucky ducky听起来像是你打字骂人的时候被系统自动纠正了的结果
Like how are you going to say shucky ducky and then give a speech about Donald Trump not being racist.
你为什么要在澄清特朗普不是种族主义者之前说Shucky ducky这个词呢
I don't know what shucky ducky means but it sounds racist.
我不知道这词什么意思但是听起来就很种族主义
It sounds like you go I'm sick of these shucky duckies taking our jobs.
感觉适合用在 我受够了这些Shucky ducky们抢我们的工作
These shucky duckies coming in here.
那些Shucky ducky又来了
