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First let's take a look at our first equation here. If you take Anderson Cooper plus sticking a fork in an electrical outlet,

来看看第一个等式,如果你将安德森·库珀和将叉子插进电插头相加,
it equals Bernie Sanders. What? You see what I'm saying? So that's...You understand? Yeah, here.
那么就等于伯尼·桑德斯,什么?你懂我的意思吧,懂了吗?没错。
If you take your sexy math teacher plus the enthusiasm of a summer intern, it equals Beto O'Rourke. Oh!
如果你将你的性感数学老师和一个充满激情的暑假实习生相加,那就等于贝托·奥鲁克,哦哦。
I'm so excited to teach you algebra! Here's another one. Striking a match. Okay. Plus Abercrombie Fitch,
教你们代数我很兴奋,看看下一个,划一个火柴,加上Abercrombie Fitch品牌,
it equals Lit AF. Lit AF. That joke was on fleek. Fleek. On fleek street. Bought a condo there!
那就等于太棒了,这个笑话一点毛病没有,酷毙了,在那买一套公寓。
If you take Candy Crush. Sure. plus playing while you're on the toilet, it equals Game on Thrones.
如果你将糖果粉碎传奇游戏和上厕所玩手机相加,你会得到《权力的游戏》。
Oh. There you go, that one. Come on. Now you're stretching the imagination. That's crappy.
好吧,这个,好吧,散发你的想象力,有点low啊。
Here's another one. Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz...Sure. plus pirate's booty... Wow.
下一个是,Fall Out Boy乐队的皮特-文兹加上“海盗战利品”零食,哦哦。
plus The Edge times two equals Pete Buttigieg. Oh. If you take BLTs minus the lettuce, it equals BTS. Oh.
然后再加上歌手The Edge,然后再乘以二,那就等于皮特·布蒂吉格,如果将BLT三明治和生菜相减,那就等于防弹少年团,哦哦。

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Great sandwich. Great band. What's your favorite sandwich? I have to say... Gosh dang it.

不错的三明治,不错的乐队,你最喜欢的三明治?我想说,怎么说呢。
It's either a reuben... A reuben. Yeah, thank you. I understand. Reuben is a good one.
它可以是鲁本三明治,鲁本,没错谢谢,我明白,鲁本三明治不错。
French dip! French dip! Ay! That's my favorite rapper, dude. French Dip? Ladies and gentlemen, French Dip!
法式三明治,法式三明治,这个是我最喜欢的说唱歌手,法式三明治?女士们先生们,法式三明治!
I might dip it like this, I dip it like that. I dip it with a wiffle ball bat.
我或许会这么蘸酱吃,或是那样蘸酱吃,我用威浮球拍蘸酱。
French that. French that. Dude, French that, dude. Yeah. French dab? Yeah. Tariq, favorite sandwich?
法式的,法式的,没错,法式的,塔里克,你最喜欢的三明治?
Questlove's impossible cheese steaks. Oh. That feels like a plug. That feels like... Okay, okay, okay, okay.
阿坤的奶酪牛肉,感觉像是个插头,好吧,好吧,好吧。
Do you have a favorite sandwich, 'cause you're a cook? Yeah, I'm gonna go rotisserie chicken salad.
你有最喜欢的三明治吗,因为你是厨师?我最喜欢rotisserie鸡肉沙拉。
Oh. Rotisserie chicken salad? Rotisserie chicken salad? Yeah. What makes it a salad, mayonnaise?
rotisserie鸡肉沙拉?rotisserie鸡肉沙拉,没错,沙拉里面有什么,蛋黄酱吗?
Celery. See, I, like you, I hate mayonnaise, but a little teeny bit, like in a chicken salad, in a tuna salad,
有芹菜,我喜欢你,但我不喜欢蛋黄酱,但在鸡肉沙拉里放一点点,或是在金枪鱼沙拉里,
you know what I mean? just a dab of mayo. Wait. You dab? Hey!
你知道我啥意思吧,只放一点点蛋黄酱,等一下?一点点,嘿嘿。
Yo, change your rotisserie. I say ro, you say tisserie. Ro! Tisserie! Ro! Tisserie! Give it up for French Dab!
改变你的rotisserie,我说ro,你说tisserie,Ro!Tisserie! Ro!Tisserie!掌声送给法式的。
Climbing to 100 on the sandwich squad, top of the billboard with a bullet.
排在了三明治大军的前一百名之列,以超快速度成为广告牌榜首。
Oh, here's another one, continuing the bit. Popular math. Here we go.
哦,看看另外一个,我们继续,来看看。
This one is spotting a rat, plus Saturday Night Fever, equals Panic! at the Disco.
第一个是发现老鼠,加上《周末夜狂热》那就等于“迪斯科惊恐”乐队。
Oh. Yeah, see? You understand? This is math. It's math?
哦哦,明白了吗,这就是数学,数学?
And, finally, if you take Stanley Tucci plus a jockstrap, it equals the Stanley Cup. That's what I'm talking about.
最后一个是史坦利·图齐加上男子下身护体裤,那就等于斯坦利杯,就这么多。

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n. 莴苣,生菜,纸币

 
band [bænd]

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n. 带,箍,波段
n. 队,一群,乐队

 
pirate ['paiərit]

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n. 海盗,盗印者,侵犯专利权者
v. 侵犯版

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enthusiasm [in'θju:ziæzəm]

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n. 热情,热心;热衷的事物

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understand [.ʌndə'stænd]

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vt. 理解,懂,听说,获悉,将 ... 理解为,认为<

 
panic ['pænik]

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n. 恐慌
adj. 惊慌的
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candy ['kændi]

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n. 糖果
vt. 用糖煮,使结晶为砂糖

 
striking ['straikiŋ]

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adj. 吸引人的,显著的
n. 打击

 
equation [i'kweiʃən]

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n. 相等,方程(式), 等式,均衡

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fever ['fi:və]

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