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I usually write out my thank you notes, but I was just so busy today. Really?
我一般都会把感谢标签写出来，但今天比较忙，真的吗？
So I wonder if I could do it right now. Is that all right?
我想我们现在开始如何？可以吗？
Kamal, Kamal Gray, can I get some thank-you note writing music, please? Woah.
卡玛尔·格雷，能给我们来点感谢信背景音乐吗？哦哦。
Giving James a run for his money. He's doing the James a tune. Yeah, man.
嗯，和詹姆斯一样棒哎，他和詹姆斯选的曲调一样，没错。
He actually sounds better than anything James ever did.
他的演奏似乎比詹姆斯任何一次都要好。
This might be a permanent change. What? Yeah. He's now...you're new name is James.
你或许将永久替代他，啥？没错，他现在是，你的新名字是詹姆斯。
Permanent James. Permanent James. Thank you, Joe Biden, for being the 20th Democrat to announce their running for president.
固定的詹姆斯，固定的詹姆斯，谢谢拜登，你成为了第20名宣布竞选总统的民主党。
You know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, wait 20 years, get elected Vice President,
你们知道他们都怎么说，如果你第一次没成功，等20年，当选副总统，
miss your actual opportunity, then try again. They always say that.
错过了你最好的机会，之后再一次尝试，他们都这么说。
You got 20 in 2020. Yeah. 20, 2020 has done it again. Yeah, yeah.
到2020年你已经等了20年，没错，2020年实现目标，没错没错。
It feels good, yeah. It feels good. 2020 20 has done it again.
感觉太棒了，感觉太棒了，2020年，20年再一次实现目标。
Thank you, White House Easter bunny, for looking like you're halfway through getting the sex talk.
谢谢白宫的复活节兔子，你看似正在进行一场打情骂俏的谈话。
Oh. Woah. Easter bunny. Thank you Avengers: Endgame poster for letting me know that something is exciting
哦哦，复活节兔子，谢谢《复仇者联盟4：终局之战》的海报，你让我知道最精彩的部分
is happening in the top left part of the movie.
发生在电影的左上角。
Weird. Stay away from that top left is where all the action is. Yeah.
很奇怪，远离左上角，这里是所有行动的发源地，没错。
Something's happening up there. Something nuts. Something crazy. Poster.
上面正在发生一些事情，一些疯狂的事情，很疯狂，海报。
Thank you allergy medicines for always looking like you were named by someone trying to get rid of leftover scrabble tiles.
谢谢抗过敏药，你的名字好似是某人试图丢弃剩余的文字图版块。
Ask your doctor about Zinvinal. Zyrtec. Zeton.
向你的医生询问治维素，治敏速，泽通。
We're from the planet Zyrtec. Quirtiz. Quirz. Quirtz. Quirtz. Quirtz.
我们来自治敏速星球，克立兹，克立兹，克立兹，克立兹，克立兹。
Oh, man. Achoo. Thank you one wheel scooters, for combining the cutting edge technology of a segway
老天，打喷嚏，谢谢单轮踏板车，你结合了先进的赛格威尖端技术，
with the timelessly cool look of riding a unicycle. Man, I'm just vapin ridin my one wheeled scooter.
以及永远不过时的骑单轮车的酷样子，我在骑我的单轮踏板车。
Thank you movie theaters that are staying open 24 hours for letting Avengers fans catch the biggest movie of the year
谢谢电影院24小时营业，让那些复仇者迷们可以看到今年最棒的电影，
and one really weird guy to watch Dumbo at 3:00 A.M. Ticket for one, please?
还有一名夜里三点看《小飞象》的怪男子，一张电影票谢谢。
Thank you ping pong, for being 10% playing ping pong and 90% trying to get the ball from under the couch.
谢谢乒乓球，10%是打球时间，90%是胯下接球时间。
Man, we don't have any...We don't have any balls left.
老天，我们没有任何，一个球都没了。
All right. Thank you people who say, long story short for never actually doing that.
老天，谢谢那些说“长话短说”的人，谢谢你们不再这么做。
There you are, everybody. those are my thank-you notes.
谢谢大家，这就是今天的感谢标签。
