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It is certainly a day of celebration.
今天真是值得庆祝的一天
We want to start, we want to say congratulations to the Cleveland Cavaliers!
首先 我想对克利夫兰骑士队说声恭喜
The NBA championships, it was amazing last night.
他们昨晚赢下了NBA的冠军 非常了不起
I mean since I moved to America I have seen five basketball games.
我搬来美国后 一共看了五场篮球赛
And last night's was easily in the top three.
昨晚这场无疑是要排进前三的
I mean this was the first Cleveland championship in any major sport since 1964.
这是自1964年后 克利夫兰首次在大型比赛中获得冠军
That was so long ago Lyndon Johnson was in the white house, America hadn't gone to the moon
时间已经过去太久了 1964年美国总统还是林登·约翰逊 美国还没登月成功
and the rock 'n' roll hall of fame was just what Mick Jagger called his bedroom.
摇滚乐名人堂还只是米克·贾格尔卧室的名字
Like, it was a joyous, celebration.
昨天的现场大家都非常开心
In fact, when the team won LeBron James fell to his knees and sobbed. Take a look.
实际上 骑士队赢了之后 勒布朗·詹姆斯跪在地上哭了好久 一起来看
And the emotions for LeBron James, who delivers on his promise to come home and bring a championship to his beloved hometown.
勒布朗·詹姆斯现在情绪很激动 他兑现了自己要给自己深爱的家乡拿下一个冠军的诺言
Now watching that video I can't tell if he won the NBA championship or lost a contact lens.
现在看着这个视频我有点分不清勒布朗是因为赢了冠军在哭还是隐形眼镜丢了
Do you know what I mean? He is just—so everybody hold still!
你们明白我意思吗 他就是——大家都别动
Wait, no, I know we're celebrating. Stop it. Wait.
等等 别动 我知道你们在庆祝 停下来 不要动
It's got to be here somewhere.
我的眼镜不知道掉在哪了
But for all of the fans in Cleveland, looking for excitement in the wake of this victory,
但是对克利夫兰的粉丝来说 赢了冠军之后去找刺激才是最重要的
don't worry because you're just a few months away from hosting the 2016 republican national convention.
别担心 过不了几个月2016年的共和党全国人民代表大会就要举行了
And you know, no, look, republicans may not be LeBron but when it comes to women's rights legislation,
众所周知 共和党人在球场也许并不像勒布朗那么厉害 但谈到女权立法
they're every bit as good as blocking.
他们就非常擅长阻挠了
It was a star-stud fair last night.
昨天晚上真的众星云集
It really was, Usher was there, Rihanna was there, even a certain guy that is usually really hard to find was there.
真的 亚瑟来了 蕾哈娜来了 甚至这位神龙见首不见尾的也出现了
See if you can spot him.
看看你们能不能找到他
By the way, is he there with his son? Is that his son?
顺便问下 旁边那是他儿子吗 是吗
Look at that, like, I mean that child has got a lasting memory.
我觉得这小孩对昨天晚上估计印象很深刻
He was at the world's most exciting basketball game with the world's most embarrassing dad.
他看的这场篮球赛是最激动人心的一场 而他旁边坐着的父亲却让他无比尴尬
But there's only one thing left to do after you win the NBA championship and that is to party.
拿了冠军之后 只剩下一件事要做 就是去疯狂的聚会
And what a night in Cleveland.
这对于克利夫兰来说是多么不可思议的一晚啊
They smashed windows, they jumped on police cars, they rioted in the streets.
他们砸玻璃 跳上警车 在街上大喊大叫
And then they found out that the Cavaliers won the championship.
然后他们才意识到骑士队拿了冠军
But the people of Cleveland partied so hard they were out on the street partying,
克利夫兰人玩的太嗨了
revelling, and there even reports that a fire truck had been stolen prompting the police department to post this tweet.
他们正进行一场狂欢 还有报道说 当晚有一辆消防车被偷 弄的警察不得不发了这条推文
They posted see, the fire truck was not stolen. This, however, is not okay.
推文写道 看见了吧 消防车好好的呢 但这一操作有些欠妥
I love how they put a cop car emoji on the end
我很喜欢他们在末尾还加上了一个警车的图标
like I am just trying to imagine why the residents of Cleveland didn't respect the police department
我就是搞不明白为什么克利夫兰居民这么不尊重警察
that tweets with all the formality of my 11 year old niece.
明明他们的推文格式就像我11岁的侄子写的一样工整
But nobody partied harder than Cleveland himself after the game they went to the Las
但是玩的最嗨的还是骑士队自己 比赛结束后他们去了
Vegas nightclub and it looked like things got pretty crazy.
拉斯维加斯的夜吧 看起来玩的很疯狂
Look at that, Cavs player said he must have been so tired from the game he completely missed that gold champagne glass.
看 据说他是因为打比赛太累了 所以已经分不清楚哪个是金色的香槟杯了
